Kim Jong-un searching for a man to be his sister’s husband – any takers?

Metro.co.uk ^ | Monday 23 May 2016 12:32 pm | Harley Tamplin for

[BenLurkin]

If you’ve ever fancied marrying the sister of one of the planet’s most enigmatic dictators, today’s your lucky day.

But only if you are a graduate or student of Pyongyang’s Kim Il-sung University, 5’10 tall, ‘good looking’ and have served in the North Korean army.

That’s the criteria to be the future husband of Kim Yo-jong, the sister of Kim Jong-un and North Korea’s most powerful woman.

The leader of the secretive nation will personally lead the search for his brother-in-law.

He will vet the 30 candidates who all meet the specific criteria, the Sun reports.

His sister, 29, was elected to the nation’s powerful Central Committee this month.

A defector, who fled North Korea for South Korea, told the Sun: ‘Students at Kim Il-sung University had to step aside to make way for Yo-jong in the hallway...

[rjsimmon]

But only if you are a graduate or student of Pyongyang’s Kim Il-sung University, 5’10 tall, ‘good looking’ and have served in the North Korean army.

Well, 2 out of 4 ain't bad...

[jalisco555]

Just don’t make your BIL angry or he might blow you up with a mortar.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Somebody needs to pop a cap in this bozo.

[headstamp 2]

Before he has her executed of course.

[DIRTYSECRET]

2 bagger.

[OldSmaj]

...‘Students at Kim Il-sung University had to step aside to make way for Yo-jong in the hallway...

Now we know where that idiot Kanye West got all his diva ideas from.

Too many damned dumb asses that think too much of themselves.

But I do hope she has a better tailor and barber than her fat ass brother.

[OldSmaj]

2 bagger.

Yeah, one to vomit in, the other to hide her face.

I just saw a picture of her...you can see straight into her nose...how can you talk to a woman that has a nose that allows you to see directly into her booger-port?

Nasty.

More like a 6 bagger and the flag.

[rktman]

Norko version of “The Bachelor”?

[Jamestown1630]

29 is pretty ‘old-maid’ for Korea...

-JT

[Louis Foxwell]

Cute girl:

[freefdny]

“But I do hope she has a better tailor and barber than her fat ass brother. “
What’s wrong with his tailor? He does a heck of a job on Hillary’s pantsuits.

[fruser1]

“5’10 tall”

Any other biometrics?

Would the girl be interested in “Ngo Hung Lo”?

[BenLurkin]

I was thinking of Queen Hillary when she was in the White House.

She even forbade staffers from making eye contact.

[Byron_the_Aussie]

.. Kim Jong-un searching for a man to be his sister’s husband – any takers? ..

Would she consider Trevor Noah's personal assistant?

[BenLurkin]

Kinda danger sexy.

[OldSmaj]

He does a heck of a job on Hillary’s pantsuits.

Well, yes, I believe he does...but did he really have to steal the patent for the design from the Ringling Brothers Tent makers?

[JoeProBono]

[CedarDave]

Before he has her executed of course.

More likely that once married the groom displeases her, he is the one executed. Reminds me of the aptly named "black widow" spider.

[cloudmountain]

Ah, the wonders of a commie regime. They just keep getting better. I'm always amazed as how these nutso tyrants even GET INTO power. Who believed in them enough to put them there...and KEEP them in power? How many nutty generals did they bribe?

Reminds me of ALL the countries south of our border, ALL the countries of Asia, off and on the continent, minus Japan and all of Africa. Hah, they make socialist Europe look not so horrible.

Perhaps it's the influence of the Judeo-Christian history. No, not that either, as south of the border is nominally Catholic.

Pseudo-democracies? Capitalism? No, Europe is socialist. I dunno.

Any answers?