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REPORT: Tony Romo Arrested In North Carolina For Using Mens Bathroom
Daily Shark ^
Posted on 05/18/2016 7:28:06 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper
Thursday afternoon at approximately 4:57pm ET , North Carolina Police detained a man, later to be identified as Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, for using the men’s restroom in the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport.
Police say they received a complaint from numerous bystanders and patrons inside the bathroom complaining of a person who didn’t belong there.
When asked how police recognized that the man who they received complaints about may have been a women, they pointed towards the Cowboys apparel Romo was wearing at the time. “It was a dead giveaway,” said officer Mike Roseman.
Under the state law, Romo was technically prohibited from using the men’s bathroom even if he identified as a man.
In Romo’s statement to police, the QB said, ” I don’t know what I was thinking. I could have swore I saw the proper sign but it was apparently something else. I have a hard time reading things. It happens a lot. Even off the field. Bathroom signs? Try defenses.” He added, “I was just trying to carry on with my business when you guy’s intercepted me.”
(Excerpt) Read more at dailysnark.com ...
TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: cowboys; dallas; dallascowboys; funny; hoax; interception; itsajokeson; nfl; northcarolina; parody; satirical; satirolicious; snark; texas; tonyromo; unserious
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(Satire)
To: Bender2; Impy; Perdogg
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posted on
05/18/2016 7:28:38 PM PDT
by
big'ol_freeper
(Trump: "Planned Parenthood does wonderful things")
To: big'ol_freeper
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posted on
05/18/2016 7:29:10 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
To: big'ol_freeper
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posted on
05/18/2016 7:31:52 PM PDT
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IncPen
(Hey Media: Bias = Layoffs)
To: big'ol_freeper
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posted on
05/18/2016 7:34:05 PM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: big'ol_freeper
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posted on
05/18/2016 7:35:46 PM PDT
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OddLane
To: IncPen
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posted on
05/18/2016 7:35:57 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, If you can keep it.")
To: big'ol_freeper
people write “LOL” all the time, but I literally laughed out loud just now
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posted on
05/18/2016 7:36:26 PM PDT
by
JohnBrowdie
(http://forum.stink-eye.net)
To: big'ol_freeper
Why does this site allow such oral flatulence?
To: big'ol_freeper
After all the doom and gloom articles all day it’s nice to have a good satire article at the end of the day to make me laugh.
This one was hilarious
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posted on
05/18/2016 7:38:32 PM PDT
by
barmag25
To: big'ol_freeper
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posted on
05/18/2016 7:52:08 PM PDT
by
napscoordinator
(Trump/Hunter, jr for President/Vice President 2016)
To: big'ol_freeper
True Blue Cowboys Fan here and that made me laugh.. nice one..
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posted on
05/18/2016 7:52:58 PM PDT
by
acw011
(Great Goooogly Mooogly!)
To: IncPen
Love it!! Truth will out.
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posted on
05/18/2016 8:11:37 PM PDT
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JimSEA
To: big'ol_freeper
I don’t care to read many of the satire posts but that was pretty good.
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posted on
05/18/2016 8:17:51 PM PDT
by
boycott
(--s)
To: big'ol_freeper
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posted on
05/18/2016 8:18:55 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(Delegates So Far: Trump (1,160); Cruz (566); Rubio (166); Kasich (159)
To: big'ol_freeper; Allegra; Impy; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; Perdogg; ...
Poor Tony! He should have done like I do...
and used the bathroom indicated by who I feel I am--
Damn straight, Tom! Damn... 
straight, indeed!
Gadzooks, guys! Grow... 
a pair!
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05/18/2016 8:23:08 PM PDT
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Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: big'ol_freeper
Compared to Sam Bradford, Romo is an Alpha-Male.
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posted on
05/18/2016 8:23:45 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: SamAdams76
I’m too old to figure out the theme of that post.
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posted on
05/18/2016 8:24:31 PM PDT
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MHGinTN
(Democrats bait then switch; their fishy voters buy it every time.)
To: big'ol_freeper
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posted on
05/18/2016 9:07:35 PM PDT
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Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: big'ol_freeper
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