Axl Rose Reveals He Is Transgender (satire)

ncscooper.com ^ | April 21, 2016 | Cleveland Sam

[Morgana]

Los Angeles, CA — Axl Rose, lead singer of the legendary band Guns N Roses, has recently revealed to the world a secret he has kept to himself for over 45 years. He is a transgender man. He was born Willmena Rose, as a female.

Axl Rose was born in 1962 to a 16-year-old Mother in Lafayette, Indiana. His birth name was Willmena Bruce Rose. Rose’s dad left the family soon after to pursue a career in drinking. At age 6, after Rose’s Mom remarried, Willmena began acting as boys do, eating dirt and throwing rocks properly. She began dressing in some boy’s clothes and would not wear dresses or blouses.

[Morgana]

"Willmena began acting as boys do, eating dirt and throwing rocks properly."

Too funny!!!

[Morgana]

:)

[BenLurkin]

left the family soon after to pursue a career in drinking

Heh.

[Morgana]

I’m still laughing from this story

[VTenigma]

No way, a woman cannot sing like a man with his balls in a vice.

[RoosterRedux]

Rose’s dad left the family soon after to pursue a career in drinking.

I went to UGA. There have several degree programs to prepare one for a career in drinking.

[Mercat]

Could have described me except my parents cared enough to send me to Parochial school so I had to wear a jumper (in Texas that’s a dress you wear a shirt under and not a sweater) and shoes and go to church wearing a dress. I remember fighting once over my mother’s insistence that I wear a shirt in the hot Texas summer even though my two best friends, both boys, did not have to. I was probably 4. In other words, I had rules and boundaries.

[ConservativeMind]

What the heck?

[RegulatorCountry]

Satire.

[biff]

Mmmmm, never heard of him/her/it.

[ichabod1]

I was raised it’s ok for four year old girls to show nipple.

[ichabod1]

This isn’t real? I already re-posted it on Facebook.

[SamAdams76]

Would have been more believable if George Michael was the subject of this satire.

[dp0622]

I don’t get this post. It’s not true and there’s no satire and one would half to be phenomenally naïve or out of touch to believe this.

[RegulatorCountry]

FReepers as a group tend to be a satire-challenged lot, lol. It needed saying.

[fivecatsandadog]

Hermaphrodite?

[ConjunctionJunction]

Axl Rose is the lead singer of the hard rock band Guns N’ Roses.

[ichabod1]

I thought he was a woman 30 years ago. At least I heard that. Or one of’em. Boy George maybe.

[Iron head mike]

Has to be!! please let this be satire.what’s next gomer and fock hudson? Oh wait....

[rockrr]

Well now it HAS to be real (LOL)