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"Willmena began acting as boys do, eating dirt and throwing rocks properly."

Too funny!!!

1 posted on 04/24/2016 10:01:21 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Slings and Arrows

:)


2 posted on 04/24/2016 10:01:47 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana
left the family soon after to pursue a career in drinking

Heh.

3 posted on 04/24/2016 10:03:20 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Morgana

No way, a woman cannot sing like a man with his balls in a vice.


5 posted on 04/24/2016 10:04:46 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democratic party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: Morgana
Rose’s dad left the family soon after to pursue a career in drinking.

I went to UGA. There have several degree programs to prepare one for a career in drinking.

6 posted on 04/24/2016 10:05:18 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction. - Mark Twain)
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To: Morgana

Could have described me except my parents cared enough to send me to Parochial school so I had to wear a jumper (in Texas that’s a dress you wear a shirt under and not a sweater) and shoes and go to church wearing a dress. I remember fighting once over my mother’s insistence that I wear a shirt in the hot Texas summer even though my two best friends, both boys, did not have to. I was probably 4. In other words, I had rules and boundaries.


7 posted on 04/24/2016 10:05:19 AM PDT by Mercat (Boredom is a problem on the inside. And happiness, too, is an inside job.)
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To: Morgana

What the heck?


8 posted on 04/24/2016 10:05:40 AM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: Morgana

I don’t get this post. It’s not true and there’s no satire and one would half to be phenomenally naïve or out of touch to believe this.


14 posted on 04/24/2016 10:13:36 AM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Morgana

Hermaphrodite?


16 posted on 04/24/2016 10:14:39 AM PDT by fivecatsandadog ( "Radical" Muslims will kill you. "Moderates" will thank allah for the radicals who kill you.)
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To: Morgana

Well – I guess this explains how he can say both “feel my serpentine” and “I’m gonna watch you bleed” in Welcome To The Jungle.....


25 posted on 04/24/2016 10:17:23 AM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2016)
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To: Morgana

That cracked me up.


39 posted on 04/24/2016 12:07:01 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: Morgana

what I wanna know is this....
going “transgender” seems to usually involve changing one’s behaviour (and possibly plumbing) from one sex to another sex

but since Obama has informed us that we have 57 different sexual identities ....

is it still Politically Correct for someone to just switch hit from, say, Number 23 to Number 47? That still looks like he/she/it is rejecting the other 55 or 56 sexes, after all..... Wouldn’t it be more PC to become PolySexual and behave in all 57 Varieties?

(After all, if Heinz/Kerry can do it, then so can the rest of us...)

just wondering....just trying to find out what Dear Leader O wants us to do...


40 posted on 04/24/2016 1:40:51 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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