An asshat? Done.
Posted on 04/01/2016 5:24:20 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
Donald Trump has announced today that he is apologizing to the other 16 candidates for his boorish and juvenile behavior. He is also apologizing to liberal women and illegal Mexicans for his mean-spirited attacks. He especially regrets his comments about "little Marco" and Jeb. (please note today's date)
You know and I know, that any “apology” from The Donald would be entirely oblique and left-handed. The Donald knows just who it is that he wants to have angry with him, and why. He is probably the greatest “rope-a-dope” artist in the field of verbal exchanges on the current scene, and his insults are applied with the precision of a mule skinner snapping the whip over the backs of the team of mules, never actually leaving a cut on the particular mule’s back, but cracking the whip closely enough to the targeted mule’s ear that the mule knows, the message was for him and him alone. The other mules are quite observant, and accept this as a warning to them also, not to incur the attention of the mule skinner.
Perhaps the mules never learned any other human language, but they understood the intent and meaning of the powerful admonitions issued by the mule skinner.
“Get ye up and hence, ye laggards!” Delivered with enough authority behind it, the mules get up and go henceforth. With alacrity.
And the Donald has the air of authority, no question about it.
I get it... April 1st? lol! I wondered when I’d see the first prank thread.
lol
An asshat? Done.
We humans, DEFINITELY including me, are funny.
We argue Fiercely for things we believe in like we will be around forever to see the changes and not maybe some decades more, give or take.
It’s actually a beautiful thing.
I was going to post “BREAKING: HILLARY TO BE INDICTED ON 250 COUNTS OF ESPIONAGE AND TREASON” but then I thought I would disappoint too many people when they found out it was an April fools joke. I mean to go from a VE-day type celebration to utter depression was too much
There is beauty in this post in that we all know he won’t stand down.
It feels good...
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Yes he does I never paid any attention to Trump till he started his run for president. I am very impressed to watch Mr Trump grow into this new role for him. Trump is doing an outstanding job. He is real, gets his points across and the most important is his ability to talk to people in all different situations.
Apparently he's from a different part of the country than Byron. d;^)
I guess you think you’re cute by a half.....oh so clever.
I DON’T
Trump should just choose himself as his running mate. After all, he’s just so awesome, he doesn’t need a “vice-” anything.
For anyone who doesn’t know, McGruff is a founder of the FR Putinists 4 Trump—Make Russia Strong Again club.
Stop
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