Final score: Condoms One Dead Shlong Zero
Posted on 12/28/2015 12:15:40 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
A young man from central Germany died in tragic circumstances on Christmas Eve after blowing up a condom machine with a homemade bomb.
The 29-year-old from Münster was hit by a steel shard from the condom dispenser which was positioned on a quiet street, local police disclosed on Monday.
Along with two friends, aged 27 and 29, the man had attached a homemade explosive device to the machine in an apparent attempt to get at the goods and money inside.
But he was unable to make it to safety in time, with the door of his car still open as the device detonated. The shard of metal then struck him in the head, leaving him unconscious.
His two accomplices took the man to hospital but he died of his wounds shortly afterwards.
At first the men claimed their friend had injured himself after falling down the stairs, before one later admitted to the connection to the exploded machine.
Police confirmed that the men did not take the money or condoms which had been set loose by the explosion. After being alerted by local residents, officers found the contents of the machine scattered on the street in front of it.
The two survivors of the incident were arrested before later being released from custody.
Not enough.
Dumb headline.
Corrected headline: Man kills himself with bomb he was using to attempt to steal.
Not “tragic “ at all. I’m
First men buy it
Then apply it
Then advise
Their friends
To try it
Burma-Shaven Krieg und Arbeiten Sexkampfschwerepunctgummiblitzsehrgutschwartzenbargross Kondoms
This confirms The Big Bang Theory, doesn’t it?
Poor fellow got schlonged by the rubber machine.
How does one live to be 29 years old yet remain so stupid?
I was wondering, also, if it might be a mohammedan.
Final score: Condoms One Dead Shlong Zero
What an idiot. RIP.
‘A young man, age 29 years...”
There once was a time when it would read “a 29 year old man,” as 29 was not considered considered a young man, but a mature man.
Here’s a photo of the winning machine
http://nypost.com/2015/12/28/exploding-condom-machine-kills-christmas-day-robber/
One of these days, I'll learn to spell.
Whatever your profession is or was, you missed your calling. ;o)
It blowed up real good!
Helmet required before blowing up a machine full of them.
Well I guess you could he didn’t have what it takes where the rubber hit the road.
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