Ted Cruz in College:
Posted on 11/26/2015 7:43:12 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda
Ted Cruz Was a Smelly, Terrible Roommate
By Joe Coscarelli
Proud, pretentious American destroyer Ted Cruz has always been a bit difficult. Since elbowing his way into the national consciousness, the Texas Republican has been outed as a hater of "minor Ivies" like Penn and Brown, and is said to have come to Princeton as a 17-year-old with a book titled Was Karl Marx a Satanist? "I would end up fielding the [girls'] complaints: 'Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?'" his undergrad roommate at Princeton Craig Mazin told the Daily Beast over the summer. ("I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone," Mazin added. "I would rather pick somebody from the pho
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Reminds me of, me! I’ll vote for him, I am the smartest person I know.
Awesome! Giving hope to parents of smelly teens everywhere.
He has sealed his records to hide his status as a foreign student.
And he also farts and belches, unlike our ‘blessed leader from behind’
Yeah, really....where was that endoscopic examination of the Fraud of 2008?
Show me a male “roommate” who isn’t “smelly and terrible” and I’ll show you a homosexual, commie lib DemocRAT girlyman.
Ted Cruz in College:
It is isn’t it, they just sink deeper and deeper into this strange childlike name calling. It’s pretty bizarre and it makes me wonder if there is a real kind of mental disturbance/imbalance going on there. I think this will be their undoing because I can’t see how the rest of the country can take this for a year. Trump and Cruz will continue to speak of solid solutions to the countries problems and the lefts rebuttal is to call them racist, Hitler and smelly? Is ‘doo doo face’ next? LOL!
“And 0bama was...????”
A lazy, shiftless, intellectually pedestrian, bitter clinger leftist, unproductive, druggie/bath house maven.
For starters.
Ridiculous FICTION from a professional writer of fiction (and bad fiction at that —the screenwriter behind Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, and The Hangover III) trying to attract attention to himself and ingratiate himself to the leftist Hollywood glitterati.
In the land of the Liberal, with their natural unwashed body odors, conservatives stink of soap, shampoo, deodorant and mouthwash.
Looking at those pictures, which of those two would you expect to smell?
He states he super glued Cruzes snooze button. And he claims Cruz was the bad room mate?
So, when a movie franchise is kaput and they need to drive a stake through its heart, he's your guy.
This comes from the New York magazine.
They think a wino relieving himself in the alley is art.
“Oh look, Brian! He’s turning around and squatting and dropping his pants! Call the Feature Editor and get a photographer!”
I think this is tongue-in-cheek.
I could not stand my freshman roommate, but I am hard pressed to recall why he annoyed me so.
Really? This is what you need to tell us NY Rag? Really?
Pathetic. Wasted time and paper.
And what did those perfumed princes preferred by the vocal, but cowardly, princesses amount to?
It's a boy thing, no problem we just shut their bedroom door and never wash their clothes. That's they way uh huh, uh huh, they like it, they like it.
GO Cruz.
Wonder if his title on his resume' states his position as Movie Franchise Mop Up Butt Boy?
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