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Ted Cruz Was a Smelly, Terrible Roommate
nymag.com/ ^ | 11/26/15 | By Joe Coscarelli

Posted on 11/26/2015 7:43:12 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda

Ted Cruz Was a Smelly, Terrible Roommate

By Joe Coscarelli

Proud, pretentious American destroyer Ted Cruz has always been a bit difficult. Since elbowing his way into the national consciousness, the Texas Republican has been outed as a hater of "minor Ivies" like Penn and Brown, and is said to have come to Princeton as a 17-year-old with a book titled Was Karl Marx a Satanist? "I would end up fielding the [girls'] complaints: 'Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?'" his undergrad roommate at Princeton Craig Mazin told the Daily Beast over the summer. ("I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone," Mazin added. "I would rather pick somebody from the pho

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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Reminds me of, me! I’ll vote for him, I am the smartest person I know.


21 posted on 11/26/2015 7:50:37 AM PST by exnavy (good gun control: two hands, one shot, one kill.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Awesome! Giving hope to parents of smelly teens everywhere.


22 posted on 11/26/2015 7:50:56 AM PST by Suz in AZ
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To: henkster

He has sealed his records to hide his status as a foreign student.


23 posted on 11/26/2015 7:51:33 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (There's a right to gay marriage in the Constitution but there is no right of an unborn baby to life.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

And he also farts and belches, unlike our ‘blessed leader from behind’


24 posted on 11/26/2015 7:51:33 AM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: Nuocmam

Yeah, really....where was that endoscopic examination of the Fraud of 2008?


25 posted on 11/26/2015 7:52:18 AM PST by A_Former_Democrat (In Missouri, and coming to a State near you, #BlackLiesMatterz)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Show me a male “roommate” who isn’t “smelly and terrible” and I’ll show you a homosexual, commie lib DemocRAT girlyman.


26 posted on 11/26/2015 7:52:32 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Who is fact checking the state controlled, leftwing media's fact checkers?)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Joe Coscarelli:

Ted Cruz in College:

I'm thinking "Stinky Joe" loses on this round.


27 posted on 11/26/2015 7:52:50 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: skeeter

It is isn’t it, they just sink deeper and deeper into this strange childlike name calling. It’s pretty bizarre and it makes me wonder if there is a real kind of mental disturbance/imbalance going on there. I think this will be their undoing because I can’t see how the rest of the country can take this for a year. Trump and Cruz will continue to speak of solid solutions to the countries problems and the lefts rebuttal is to call them racist, Hitler and smelly? Is ‘doo doo face’ next? LOL!


28 posted on 11/26/2015 7:52:56 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (B. Hussein Obama: 20 acts of Treason and counting.)
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To: henkster

“And 0bama was...????”

A lazy, shiftless, intellectually pedestrian, bitter clinger leftist, unproductive, druggie/bath house maven.

For starters.


29 posted on 11/26/2015 7:53:08 AM PST by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Ridiculous FICTION from a professional writer of fiction (and bad fiction at that —the screenwriter behind Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, and The Hangover III) trying to attract attention to himself and ingratiate himself to the leftist Hollywood glitterati.


30 posted on 11/26/2015 7:53:49 AM PST by House Atreides (Cruz or lose! Does TG have to be an ass every day?)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

In the land of the Liberal, with their natural unwashed body odors, conservatives stink of soap, shampoo, deodorant and mouthwash.


31 posted on 11/26/2015 7:53:54 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Caipirabob

Looking at those pictures, which of those two would you expect to smell?


32 posted on 11/26/2015 7:53:58 AM PST by skeeter
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Did anyone else read this idiots tweet's on this stupid article?

He states he super glued Cruzes snooze button. And he claims Cruz was the bad room mate?

33 posted on 11/26/2015 7:54:13 AM PST by catfish1957 (I display the Confederate Battle Flag with pride in honor of my brave ancestors who fought w/ valor)
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To: Eddie01
This by the "screenwriter behind Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, and The Hangover III."

So, when a movie franchise is kaput and they need to drive a stake through its heart, he's your guy.

34 posted on 11/26/2015 7:54:40 AM PST by Aevery_Freeman (Historians will refer to this administration as "The Half-Black Plague.")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

This comes from the New York magazine.

They think a wino relieving himself in the alley is art.

“Oh look, Brian! He’s turning around and squatting and dropping his pants! Call the Feature Editor and get a photographer!”


35 posted on 11/26/2015 7:54:54 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

I think this is tongue-in-cheek.

I could not stand my freshman roommate, but I am hard pressed to recall why he annoyed me so.


36 posted on 11/26/2015 7:55:17 AM PST by neocon1984
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Really? This is what you need to tell us NY Rag? Really?
Pathetic. Wasted time and paper.


37 posted on 11/26/2015 7:56:43 AM PST by BlueCat
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

And what did those perfumed princes preferred by the vocal, but cowardly, princesses amount to?


38 posted on 11/26/2015 7:56:48 AM PST by Darteaus94025 (Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
OMG, this is just STUPID. Stink? well talk about Stink we have to go back to hippies, yippies, occupiers and about 1/2 of boys/males in College. That is just what boys do, they hate showers and bathes and really do like to stink. Ask any mom.....ROFL.

It's a boy thing, no problem we just shut their bedroom door and never wash their clothes. That's they way uh huh, uh huh, they like it, they like it.

GO Cruz.

39 posted on 11/26/2015 7:57:20 AM PST by annieokie
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To: Aevery_Freeman
So, when a movie franchise is kaput and they need to drive a stake through its heart, he's your guy.

Wonder if his title on his resume' states his position as Movie Franchise Mop Up Butt Boy?

40 posted on 11/26/2015 7:57:20 AM PST by catfish1957 (I display the Confederate Battle Flag with pride in honor of my brave ancestors who fought w/ valor)
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