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ALPHA 2, The World's First Humanoid Robot for the Family
UBTECH Robotics via Youtube ^
| 11/11/15
Posted on 11/11/2015 2:22:05 PM PST by Enlightened1
Alpha 2, The World's First Humanoid Robot for the Family. Intelligent, Interactive and Expandable!
(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: alpha2; family; humaniod; robot; robotics; robots; terminator
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Well, well, well here is your newest family member....
At least that is the way they sell it. Oh it's so peaceful and loving bot.
Got to love the cute "trendy" music they use to sell you this Imperial Spy Bot that's mapping your house and uploading all your data into the Cloud.
Oh but it's for your family this Christmas!
To: Enlightened1
To: Enlightened1
Domo arigato

Gramma roboto.
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posted on
11/11/2015 2:26:10 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Enlightened1
My dog would enjoy that bot. Briefly.
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posted on
11/11/2015 2:27:49 PM PST
by
Psalm 144
(The mill grinds exceedingly fine.)
To: Enlightened1
I want one of these:
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posted on
11/11/2015 2:30:43 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Enlightened1
it’s for your family this Christmas!
The sex manual comes as an added accessory for
a slight charge.
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posted on
11/11/2015 2:32:19 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Enlightened1
I got through about a minute of that.
Alpha-2 would be greatly improved by the addition of about an ounce and a half of buckshot.
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posted on
11/11/2015 2:34:41 PM PST
by
NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: BenLurkin
LOL!
Good grief that looks like a giant octopus in your kitchen!
To: NorthMountain
I would finally have a use for my golf club(s).
Once.
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posted on
11/11/2015 2:37:47 PM PST
by
datura
(Check their OWNERSHIP)
To: NorthMountain
LOL! Maybe if it could fetch you a beer.
I went to the web site and found out it’s a Communist Chinese company.
No thank you!
To: Enlightened1
itâs a Communist Chinese company. Doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
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posted on
11/11/2015 2:40:25 PM PST
by
NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: datura
I’d just drive my biggest John Deere over it.
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posted on
11/11/2015 2:55:41 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: Enlightened1
You should see what it does to a birthday cake...
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posted on
11/11/2015 2:58:37 PM PST
by
Norm Lenhart
(Existential Cage Theory - Embrace it)
To: tet68; Darksheare; moose07; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Cute commercial....but wait til it goes all Transformer on the kids, or discovers junior's secret anime collection, or records your rants against the Dems or GOPe and autoposts them to your facebook page and Homeland Security.
And worst of all, what happens if the cats get control of Alpha2, an unholy alliance that can only end badly for humans. Why would they need humans?
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posted on
11/11/2015 3:05:34 PM PST
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled-...by liars who passing refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
That was the scene that did it for me ... it’s shotgun time.
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posted on
11/11/2015 3:06:43 PM PST
by
NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: Covenantor
Chinese creation fitted with a camera and internet access,in every home....
Just a self propelled iPad.
“Pass the 8-bore, ol’ chap “. :)
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posted on
11/11/2015 3:12:40 PM PST
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
To: moose07; NorthMountain; Darksheare
As per the video it comes with face recogntion and ranging software...the little toy is fully capable of calling in a drone strike given the go code.
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posted on
11/11/2015 3:18:13 PM PST
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled-...by liars who passing refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
Network the damn thing with a weaponized DJI Phantom 3, and you have something scary.
My shotgun instincts look more like self defense the more I think about this.
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posted on
11/11/2015 3:21:43 PM PST
by
NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: Covenantor; NorthMountain; Darksheare
Something tells me that the vast bulk of that objects computing power is on a server elsewhere, probably a cloud server in Beijing.
Turn off the wi-fi and it too dies.
Still a tyrants dream ,however.
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posted on
11/11/2015 3:23:05 PM PST
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
To: Covenantor
That ones too cute. If I’m gonna have a robot I want a workhorse. One that can clean, cook, etc. it’s completely nothing but cutesy.
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posted on
11/11/2015 3:27:56 PM PST
by
sheana
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