it’s for your family this Christmas!
The sex manual comes as an added accessory for
a slight charge.
Cute commercial....but wait til it goes all Transformer on the kids, or discovers junior's secret anime collection, or records your rants against the Dems or GOPe and autoposts them to your facebook page and Homeland Security.
And worst of all, what happens if the cats get control of Alpha2, an unholy alliance that can only end badly for humans. Why would they need humans?