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I will be a Grumpy Old Man! See: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/curmudgeon
1 posted on 10/31/2015 11:02:58 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: US Navy Vet

I’m going to be a middle-aged balding guy.


2 posted on 10/31/2015 11:04:00 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: US Navy Vet

That’s what I was going to say ... but that’s what I dress-up as every day ...


3 posted on 10/31/2015 11:04:01 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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What is everyone dressing for Halloween as this year?

I'm doing a turkey. I luv turkey with dressing. Yum!

4 posted on 10/31/2015 11:04:05 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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Royal’s cap and Royal’s shirt.


5 posted on 10/31/2015 11:05:37 AM PDT by Starstruck (I'm usually sarcastic. Deal with it.)
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My costume is my P.J.’s. I’m recovering from Open Cholecystectomy surgery I had on Thursday.


6 posted on 10/31/2015 11:06:51 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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I’m working for a living today, so I guess I’m going as a Fool. The pay is the treat, and the taxes I’ll have to pay are the trick.


7 posted on 10/31/2015 11:07:05 AM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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Porch light will be off, not participating this year. The neighborhood’s not nearly as popular with trick-or-treaters as it once was anyway, might get five or ten at most if I did. Back in the nineties it was a constant stream from dark until maybe 9 PM, at least fifty if not more, it was fun. Not enough little kids around these days.


8 posted on 10/31/2015 11:07:36 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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A poor flight crew member; I’ll walk around in uniform with my pants pockets out like I have no money.


10 posted on 10/31/2015 11:09:30 AM PDT by SkyDancer ("Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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Night-time corn maze hiker, complete with flashlight and mudboots.


11 posted on 10/31/2015 11:09:39 AM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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I’m going as a 1940s W.A.C. :)


12 posted on 10/31/2015 11:09:57 AM PDT by Politicalkiddo ("The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons."-Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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A curmudgeon.


14 posted on 10/31/2015 11:10:30 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible)
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My “costume” will look just like a full sized bed on the carpeted bedroom floor. The ‘bed’ will have a man in it, who will be covered with a bright blue rayon quilt from Target. The ‘man’ will only be wearing Fruit Of The Loom cotton briefs. A flip phone will be on the nightstand, within arms reach.


15 posted on 10/31/2015 11:11:32 AM PDT by lee martell
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A cat! :) =^..^=


16 posted on 10/31/2015 11:12:31 AM PDT by Biggirl ("One Lord, one faith, one baptism" - Ephesians 4:5)
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A gunslinger. With a big iron on each side. And a snazzy suit from the 1890’s. Sharkskin boots.


17 posted on 10/31/2015 11:13:22 AM PDT by BullDog108 (A Smith & Wesson beats four aces!)
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Not costuming myself but looking forward to taking the two youngest out for T and T. I have a Sheriff Callie (girl sheriff from a kids’ cartoon) and a ghost.


18 posted on 10/31/2015 11:14:04 AM PDT by Yaelle
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS !!!
19 posted on 10/31/2015 11:21:37 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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Sewed my little guy up a shirt, overalls and tool belt so he could be Bob the Builder.


20 posted on 10/31/2015 11:22:04 AM PDT by Roos_Girl (The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
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I live in a gated community........ gates open for Halloween. Last several years many mothers from the other side of town would deliver their kids to work our neighborhood. I think I’ll bow out this year.


21 posted on 10/31/2015 11:25:08 AM PDT by umgud (v)
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I always dress up like this guy for Halloween...

Oh, Hell! Who am I kidding? I dress like him every day.

24 posted on 10/31/2015 11:35:41 AM PDT by Rodamala
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Idressed Only with a trenchcoat, cowboy boots and shorts. I had filled a leg of panty hose legs with “peanuts’, (It was about 30” long)and went into my local club. I said nothing to anyone until they asked “Why don’t you have pants on in this cold weather?” I opened my coat and my 30’ member fell out to the hysteria of ALMOST everyone. They threw me out because some members might feel slighted.


25 posted on 10/31/2015 11:37:24 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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