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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 10/30/2015 5:28:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween.
The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot.
The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.
Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown
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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things. ~Dee Snider
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'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
~William Shakespeare
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: halloween; ofst; silliness
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To: ShadowAce
“16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had 3/4 of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.”
Note on this one, if it is raining and you are with your fiancee, she will insist on going with you to find help. That’s the first sign it is going to be a looooong night. Things to watch out for. Motorcycles, grateful dead logos and people doing the Time Warp.
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posted on
10/30/2015 6:37:31 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Everyone to the left of those on FR are the radicals. It's our country.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/30/2015 6:39:57 AM PDT
by
TexasCajun
(#BlackViolenceMatters)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:08:47 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:09:46 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: TexasCajun
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:10:04 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty)
To: ShadowAce
The Evil Dead II is a good Halloween movie with many LOL scenes. I am a Bruce Cambell fan. This is the one where Ash(ley) acquires the chainsaw 'hand'.
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:10:51 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:12:46 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:14:09 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: EQAndyBuzz
That one reminds me of the great GEICO commercial:
‘If you are in a horror movie, you make bad decisions. It’s what you do. ...
Why don’t we get in the running car?
Are you crazy? Let’s hide behind the hanging chainsaws. ...’
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:15:21 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:19:31 AM PDT
by
al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: Lucky9teen
Best Halloween cartoon today...
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:34:07 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:51:57 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(Seems like a good time to recycle.)
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:52:46 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: ShadowAce
You mean 25 in the decimal system is 31 in the octal system? What a coincidence! (Or is it...)
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posted on
10/30/2015 7:53:52 AM PDT
by
Moltke
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
10/30/2015 8:00:16 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: ShadowAce
Did Hitler-y have another accident whilst flying on her
broom?
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posted on
10/30/2015 8:08:34 AM PDT
by
Twinkie
(JOHN 3:16)
To: Lucky9teen
To: JRios1968
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posted on
10/30/2015 8:27:37 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/30/2015 8:40:28 AM PDT
by
TexasCajun
(#BlackViolenceMatters)
To: relentlessly
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posted on
10/30/2015 9:02:59 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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