Posted on 09/13/2015 1:17:53 PM PDT by SunkenCiv
Thanks!
I married a ginger and birthed a ginger. I deserve a medal.
Or disability. Because one is a CMH act of valor. I don’t think we have anything high enough to recognize dealing with two.
Truly uncommon valor ;)
Jocko Homo
They tell us that
We lost our tails, evolving up
From little snails
I say it’s all, just wind in sails
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
D E V O
We’re pinheads now
We are not whole
We’re pinheads all
Jocko homo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
D E V O
Are we not pins?
We are Devo
Monkey men all
In business suit
Teachers and critics
All dance the poot
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
D E V O
Are we not pins?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
D E V O
Jocko homo
Jocko homo
Jocko homo
We go now, God made man
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
We’re all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape, Talk like an ape
I can do what a monkey can do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
We are Devo
We must be
D E V O
We must be
D E V O
We must be
D E V O
We must be
D E V O
We must be
D E V O
We must be
D E V O
We must be
D E V O
We must repeat
Okay, let’s go
Songwriters
MOTHERSBAUGH, MARK ALLEN
Personally I think I’m just a Spudboy looking for that real tomato.
*laugh*.
When the ginger offspring misbehaves I let the ginger spouse handle that. There’s really not enough valium in this world for me to deal with that.
But I have decided to encourage the ginger child to marry a ginger. And have lots of ginger babies. As revenge :P
Re: The pic in comment #8.
Looks like they’ve found the ancestor of Soccerus Hooligansus.
“What is the difference between a species and a race?”
I specie can be picked up off the ground, but a race has gotta be run.
My friends used to call my wife “Taz”. At all of 4’10” she used to give them serious abuse when they got her wound up...which they used to do on purpose... Which they usually regretted.
My friends were 6’ 250 pound plus Adirondack lumberjacks.
I feel your pain. In fact, I still feel a lot of pain 20 years later from helping them do it. And I can say all kidding aside, In my seriously misspent youth, I never got hit as hard by any man as hard that little tazmainian devil clocked me ;)
Too funny.
My inlaws do the same thing with my ginger offspring. And leave me to deal with the pain.
They’ll get theirs one day...
Hubby was legendary. His mom was at the school at least once a week for ‘fighting’. I’ve seen him take on 3 or 4 in a bar brawl. And win.
Any knowledge on the DNA mix of the Ainu?
That picture looks astoundingly similar to some faces I have seen, the hair and eyes look the same as any modern day person with red or reddish hair and light eyes. The nose shape does not seem to go with the hair and eyes but I have seen plenty of people with a nose like that. Hollywood would make that girl look like a beauty queen. That is vastly different from the depictions of Neanderthals that I used to see. The old images looked far, far more apelike with pronounced brow ridges and a protruding jaw.
Where did you get my high school portrait???
Aw, God love ya!
My ol' pa lived about as rough and gutsy a life (commercial fishing) as there is. Fear takes a back seat most of the time with those kinds of guys. Thank God it does in all brave men. But my mom ... he loved my mom fer sher, but she was the only thing I can think of that scared him!
Dinosaurs persisted for 150 MILLION years.
Homo? About 1-1.5 MILLION years.
Sounds like my brother in law. Except he was a total idiot. Fireplug Irishman. You can guess the rest. Just add alcohol.
The daughter unit ended up blonde after her first two weeks of life as a redhead. Dunno how that works but it did... is saddled with German on her fathers side and Irish on her mothers.
I cannot for the life of me why she ended up an alpha ...
No joke. I have seen my share of bar ceilings (from the floor’s perspective) by some big drunk farmboy/lumberjacks. None of them ever made me think twice about getting up.
She hit harder. You learn ;)
I was suspicious of the offspring when I noticed the copper colored eyebrows after cleaned up and returned to me at birth. Birth hair was some nondescript brown. All fell out and here came the ginger business.
Hubby’s hair was the same color as the fair lady in this pic:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Edmund_blair_leighton_accolade.jpg
Sadly, now it’s just gray.
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