*laugh*.
When the ginger offspring misbehaves I let the ginger spouse handle that. There’s really not enough valium in this world for me to deal with that.
My friends used to call my wife “Taz”. At all of 4’10” she used to give them serious abuse when they got her wound up...which they used to do on purpose... Which they usually regretted.
My friends were 6’ 250 pound plus Adirondack lumberjacks.
I feel your pain. In fact, I still feel a lot of pain 20 years later from helping them do it. And I can say all kidding aside, In my seriously misspent youth, I never got hit as hard by any man as hard that little tazmainian devil clocked me ;)