Firefighters Respond to Cow With Chair on its Head

UPI ^ | Aug. 28

[nickcarraway]

Firefighters in Britain said two crews responded to a report of a cow with its head stuck in a garden chair.

Northamptonshire Fire & Rescue tweeted a picture showing the cow with its head trapped in a plastic lawn chair about 7:50 a.m. Thursday.

The tweet said crews from Mounts and Wellingborough responded to the address in Boughton, England, to attempt to assist the boggled bovine.

The fire department said the cow managed to "self-release" from its predicament, but not before firefighters snapped a picture of the cow wearing its unusual headgear.

[nickcarraway]

[nickcarraway]

In Britain, even the cows have a stiff upper lip.

[ETL]

"What the heck are you all looking at?
You act like you've never seen a cow with a chair stuck on its head."

[FredZarguna]

Does not appear to be a cow to me.

[FredZarguna]

Bah! The bovid is a amateur.

[shibumi]

"So many cows - So little bandwidth..."

[lee martell]

That animal does not look mature. May be a young Bull.
This may be his first chair encounter.

[laplata]

It is a heifer which is a young cow that hasn’t yet had a calf.

[laplata]

It is definitely not a bull.

[skeeter]

Not only is he wearing a chair, but he’s got what looks like a pink lawn dart in his ear.

[nickcarraway]

Maybe it’s a Caitlyn bull.

[laplata]

LOL No, sorry but it never was a bull unless there was some plastic surgery to remove all male parts.

[Daffynition]

ORLY?

[rikkir]

Well now really, when is there a better time to throw lawn darts at your cow, then when she’s got her head stuck in a chair?

Don’t you non-farmers know anything? LOL :)

[Daffynition]

“Excuse me, sit down. You weren’t called,” Trump said. “Sit down. Sit down. Sit down!”

“No you don’t. Go back to Univision.”

[FredZarguna]

I think it’s a steer, actually.

[Daffynition]

[Slings and Arrows]

They’re not very bright, are they?

[Bullish]

It’s just the newest fad.... All the cows are doing it these days.