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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: ArGee

Such a sense of satisfaction!


2,761 posted on 09/10/2015 12:46:53 PM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I wonder if John Belushi is buried in the same graveyard as some of my ancestors on Martha’s VIneyard. Just wondering...


2,762 posted on 09/10/2015 12:46:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Covenantor

Yes, I DO need a stack of those! They would be perfect!


2,763 posted on 09/10/2015 12:47:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: NoCmpromiz

LOL!


2,764 posted on 09/10/2015 12:48:32 PM PDT by Pippin (Allons'y!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Facts, schmacts!

We can do the Innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it’s said and done
We haven’t told you a thing
We all know that Crap is King
Give us dirty laundry


2,765 posted on 09/10/2015 12:49:44 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Scoutmaster

I was extremely good at softball...does that count?


2,766 posted on 09/10/2015 12:50:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Well..

“..interred .. at Abel’s Hill Cemetery in Chilmark on Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts. A tombstone marking the original burial location has a skull and crossbones, that reads, “I may be gone but Rock and Roll lives on.” “

(from that vast storehouse of all the knowledge of the entire universe - Wikipedia.. ;-)


2,767 posted on 09/10/2015 12:50:20 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I will check my genealogy, but you have to remember that my ancestors buried on MV were there prior to the westward movement. Half my ancestors were on the shore when the other half arrived on the Mayflower.

Some day, it would exciting to back and find the graves.


2,768 posted on 09/10/2015 12:53:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

You and I use the word “exciting” very differently.

Unless you have a spell to raise them. THAT might be exciting, but not in the best way.


2,769 posted on 09/10/2015 1:09:14 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

Anything that helps me learn about my ancestors is “exciting” to me! It’s an addictive hobby, and once I get into it, it’s hard to take a break. My body usually tells me I’ve been at it too long, but otherwise, I would work on it until my eyes slammed shut.


2,770 posted on 09/10/2015 1:21:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: ArGee; Pippin; NoCmpromiz

OK, so nobody asked but I hate to waste a good setup so I’m gonna tell you anyway.

Undocumented take-out delivery people.


2,771 posted on 09/10/2015 1:21:50 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yeah, that’s so not me.

I haven’t even tried to find my mother.


2,772 posted on 09/10/2015 1:22:32 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

Wow. I’m amazed. I like finding out things about people and I read a lot of history and biographies. WAY too much fun!


2,773 posted on 09/10/2015 1:32:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe I’m just jealous because there’s not much about my life for anyone who comes after to be excited to find out.


2,774 posted on 09/10/2015 1:42:36 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Monkey Face

Excellent news about the car!


2,775 posted on 09/10/2015 1:49:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: ArGee

I dunno...I could take a stab at it. You may be surprised about what I could find. If you’re interested, FReepmail me.


2,776 posted on 09/10/2015 1:59:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Seriously, it’s not something I’ve ever been interested in. My wife has done some digging, but I never even really asked my parents.

Maybe some part of my brain never got jump-started.


2,777 posted on 09/10/2015 2:03:14 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

Jump starting the brain. Just remember the red clamp attaches to the right ear, black to left. That will get you humming.


2,778 posted on 09/10/2015 2:07:12 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

Just putting clamps on my ears should get me humming.

Actually applying 12 volts should get me screaming.

Unfortunately, I have a non-standard brain that runs at 10.75 vols. The last time I tried to jump it with a standard brain I was wonky for ...

Well, I’m still wonky. So a long time.


2,779 posted on 09/10/2015 2:15:40 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Tax-chick

I am so thankful that it wasn’t a “major” expense and that it didn’t take a full day to fix!

I think the idle speed needs to be dabbled with, but I’ll know more about that as I drive it. Right now, it seems to be idling rather high and that means gas usage.

Tomorrow, I may tackle the fridge and see about getting it cleaned up. There isn’t much in there, so now is a good time to do it! :o]

Today, my new aide was supposed to show up but I had to choose the truck over her. The place isn’t that dirty, since I’ve figured out ways to keep up with the cleaning by doing a few things when the opportunities arise.


2,780 posted on 09/10/2015 2:16:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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