You mean these:
Posted on 07/28/2015 11:15:01 AM PDT by goodwithagun
Public peeing for people with penises is generally no big deal. There’s no sitting involved, no squatting; no dirty toilet seats to deal with and no pulling one’s pants down to one’s ankles. It’s pretty unfair, when you think about it. Jeeeez thanks a lot, anatomy!
But if the Malcolm in the Middle theme song taught us anything, it’s that life is unfaaaair. So, in an attempt to even out the playing peeing field for vagina-owners, a company called Stand Up has invented some nifty little contraptions that allow women to piddle without sitting — or, as Stand Up puts it, “boycott the squat” and “join the urination.” So clever.
(Excerpt) Read more at yahoo.com ...
Of course, this discriminates against reptiles, who have to urinate (and do everything else) through their cloacas. When will someone address this unfairness?
I worked for several years with gal who could do this ...without any extra equipment so to speak.
She wasn’t shy about it at all and since we had only one bathroom and an unlocked door I have walked in on her.
She would just giggle and explain it.
Her other job was working as a glamour beer girl promoting stuff at bars and restaurants.
Think Swedish Bikini Team.
Problem was the women’s rooms at a lot of places had huge lines while the men’s rooms were less crowded.
So she and her other team mates figured out how to use the men’s rooms.
You carry a purse, Bob? :-/
There are urinals for women. A bit of a straddle, but they don’t have to sit down.
Anyone who has ever flown has likely used a restroom on an airplane. I suspect that the ratio of #1 to #2 is about 25:1, which means that guys don’t have to sit down..and most guys, on an airplane..well..spray....often all over. Which, if you’re a woman ( as related my my wife and two daughters) means you have to do some cleaning and be really careful before sitting down. So why don’t they have urinals on airplanes? You could probably get TWO bathrooms with just urinals in the space that it takes for just ONE regular john. Which would be beneficial to both MEN and WOMEN....more, and cleaner, restrooms
As a man the world is my urinal.
Ladies, try not to get it on the seat, or the walls.
You mean these:
And women can cut their piss off like that! Whap! And not another drop come out!
Men, have you ever tried to stop your piss? You get eight hernias, Jack!
-Richard Pryor
Anyone who has gone to the theater, and then to use the facilities during the intermission..has see this. The lines into both the men’s and women’s rest room are long. The men are usually done quickly..the women’s line creeps along..it takes them longer. When the lights blink to return to seats, all the women still waiting look around nervously, then gather up their courage, and they all run into the men’s room to use the stalls..
They look like a bidet, saw some in google images.
Ask again when ObamaCare mandates that these devices be distributed for free.
-PJ
Yes, but... No matter how you shake, nor how you prance...
The last drop always hits your pants.
Plastic spout? You didn’t read the article did you?
It’s called a FUDD, and they’re issued to female soldiers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRxjmifjO8
This is ironic since liberal women are known for training their men to pee sitting down.
I visited a place in Peru call Pacha Camac which an ancient Inca site with numerous buildings in partial reconstruction. Well being pretty drunk on Crystal beer I decided to relieve myself behind one of the better preserved Inca buildings. When finished I walked around to the front I saw a a sign that said "Templo Del Sol" - I desecrated the Temple of the Sun!!!!! I have been cursed ever since.
Back in 1950 I had a summer job between years at college. I worked in a steel mill. It was soon enough after WW II that many of the men I worked with had been there during the war.
I was informed that the mill had hired a lot of women during the war because of so many men being in the Army. The mill put up a restroom for the women, but it was a long way away from the work site, so the women decided they weren't going to walk that far. They were simply going to use the men's restroom. So they bellied up to the urinals, pinched things together, and peed right alongside the men.
Fortunately for me, by the time I got there the mill was again an all-male environment. I'm not sure I could have taken having a women standing at the next urinal
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