[central_va]

If you shake more than twice then you are playing with yourself.

I visited a place in Peru call Pacha Camac which an ancient Inca site with numerous buildings in partial reconstruction. Well being pretty drunk on Crystal beer I decided to relieve myself behind one of the better preserved Inca buildings. When finished I walked around to the front I saw a a sign that said "Templo Del Sol" - I desecrated the Temple of the Sun!!!!! I have been cursed ever since.

[Larry Lucido]

At least it didn’t say “Cautionas! 220 Voltas!”