Here is a word to sleep on. I will begin giving awards at 9AM sharp. Have your entries ready.
This is a tough one, requiring a post that demonstrates the WFTD without, necessarily, using the word.
My dog is named Zeugma. He married Xerxes. They both hate the Alphabet, and they both hate Snoopy.
In declaring that the Iran nuke deal is beneficial for America, Preezy Urkel has sold The U.S. down the river - and a false bill of goods.
Ping!
A slight modification of the foregoing title provides "run" as a zeugma. But, it's actually a very good idea. Most of us in Wisconsin would love to see the Democrats move to Minnesota.
A proper zeugma would conflate and confuse the news of the day and of a FReeper too.
Thanks for the ping steve!
Zeugmas are actually harder to do correctly than most would think. Most folks think of it as a simile, but it is really a gerund with two objects which it modifies in two distinct, yet different ways.
Great word!
In his quest to bring illegal immigration to the forefront, Trump will suffer neither defeat nor fool.
BHO made up his mind, a hash of our foreign policy, and a name for himself.
Well young man, you’ll resign from the Federal Service immediately or you are cut off!!
You are going to Zeugma Beach and that’s the end of it!!
The six color flag
Is missing indigo
Which causes the loss
Of both scientific authenticity
And an unfortunately graphic description
Of what “Dey” do on a date.
After years of work by Obama and Kerry, both the Iran Deal and America are finished.
That Oregon bureaucrat imposes a fine and a gag order on a family of Christian small businesspeople who refused to serve a “gay” “wedding”.
Both he and those lesbian “wives” are cackling with glee about forcing them onto the street!!!!
There once was a president whose dogma
From a rational stance was an enigma.
Peaceful Iranians
Need refined Uranium?
Bombs worry us and threaten Israel, a zeugma!
Liberals seem obsessed with digging the graveyard & the past:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3312126/posts
Liberals can dig the dirt but not the truth.
It is partly cloudy, 89 with only a light breeze-by 1:00 it was too hot and still to be working outdoors, so we left off for the day...
Hillary’s regal pretentions
Are now becoming so intense
She has lost her camouflage
Along with her common sense
With regal disdain she says
Putting her nose in the air
You will wait for my speech-
Steps into rudeness and snare
Of her very own manufacture-
An error Bill wouldn’t commit
A zeugma of both feet forward
Also putting them into s*** ...
Does that work?