Any dog that parks in my driveway will be shot.
You probably need to add more details of what is happening.
Nobody is allowed to park in your driveway (unless perhaps it is an easement)...at least in the America I grew up in...
Nowadays, I am not so sure.
Get a real heavy cable and padlock the wheels. Charge them $100 to remove it.
Get a real heavy cable and padlock the wheels. Charge them $100 to remove it. Or park behind them. You’re in for the evening.
Joe’s Towing.
With that being said, if you are the property owner, you have every right to either set the car on fire and blow it up or call the cops and have it ticketed.......
I'm not so sure about the first part so I would rely on the second option........
I once called 911 about dogs leaving cars in my driveway. They said “Sorry, we don’t take parking dog complaints.”
it all come under what state and especially what town as every town has a different ordinance.
Call the police and ask them what their ordinance is for their town, what times, parking, constant dog barking etc.
A cheap way to find out is to call the cops. They’ll ask the right questions, and generally give good advice as to what you can and can’t do about it. If it’s your property, and the cars are there without permission, it is trespassing. The cops will give the owner a “no trespass” order on the spot (stores do this with shoplifters). Your contact with the cops will be part of a legal record, and will prove invaluable.
In college, I had the landlord put a parking space for me next to the house on the lease.
Sure enough someone parked there. I confronted him, he denied it. But boy did he run out quickly when heard the sounds of the tow truck winches pulling up his car.
As to the dog - call the police (non-911, of course). We did, and after several times our neighbor was facing the thought of having their dog put to sleep. She finally decided that leaving the dog out all day in the rain was probably not a very bright idea (and the dog didn’t like it either, which is why it barked and cried all day).
If you have to ask, they have already won.
If what you mean is that cars are parking in such a way as to block your driveway and stop you from getting your car out, then your best first bet is to call the police to complain.
Depending on local laws, you can make an arrangement with a towing company, where you post a sign saying tresspassers will be towed, and then when somebody blocks your driveway, you call the tow company to take it away. They make their money off the tow charges.
Check your city ordinance laws for nuisance dogs and laws pertaining to parked cars. Find what applies, contact the local PD and demand they enforce said ordinances. Cite the ordinances when you call.
If you are a white, Christian, male here legally in this country, you have no rights. Might as well give the dog the keys to your car, too.
If you own the property and there are no hoa rules, post a sign saying no parking private property. Out line your property with red or yellow paint like they do in the cities, and on the sign make it clear that the car will be towed at the owners expense, and any damage caused to the car being removed will as well be the problem of the owner.
As to dogs, what are the leash laws, if you have a neighbor using your lawn as a toilet, set up a vidcam and then sue in small claims. Or just find a farmer get a truck load of manure and dump it in his driveway, massive turnabout is fair play especially if you have proof of a**hole behavior.
Skunk scent from the sporting goods store.
Use it creatively and while they can’t blame you they will wonder enough to cause them to rethink where they park. Pour it on the dogs if you can too.
They will just think there are skunks on your property. If they ask you about it just claim that yeah, I’m having a terrible problem with skunks.
Go find that cat that kicked that dog’s ass on the video. Hire that cat to come take care of business....even the people.
“Hey, friend. Nice car you got there. Be a real shame if some kitty cat scratched every panel on it. If I was you, I’d keep it out of this driveway. And go tell your chicken dog that the kitty cat wants to talk to him again. And bring me some catnip when you’re done moving that junker.”
“what are my rights as a homeowner in dealing with dogs and people parking in my drive...”
If the dog is sitting in your driveway, you can shoot it with a bow and arrow. If the dog drove up in a vehicle, take a video, get a million hits on your website and make a ton of money from Google ads.