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Rachel Dolezal limerick thread (vanity)
me ^ | 6-17-2015 | me

Posted on 06/17/2015 11:20:46 AM PDT by matt1234

Please post your limericks about Looter Girl.


TOPICS: Poetry
KEYWORDS: dolezal; limerick; poetry; racheldolezal
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To: matt1234

There once was a white gal named Rachel
Who faked her employment credential
Her own folks she did skeeve
So she got her some weave
But now she’s been dispreferentialed.


61 posted on 06/17/2015 2:36:13 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We've seen this before. There's a master race. Now there's a master faith." Benjamin Netanyahu)
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To: matt1234

Great thread!


62 posted on 06/17/2015 2:50:02 PM PDT by Nevadan
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To: LambSlave

I like it!!


63 posted on 06/17/2015 2:51:47 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MoochPooch

THAT is the next new fad in transies!


64 posted on 06/17/2015 2:54:21 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: moovova

This one’s the winner! We can only hope her 15 mins. are up soon. I feel for the parents who raised this embarrassing media hound.


65 posted on 06/17/2015 2:54:40 PM PDT by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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To: COUNTrecount

Yours really made me laugh.


67 posted on 06/17/2015 3:10:28 PM PDT by Yaelle ("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lightly Colored! Lol!


68 posted on 06/17/2015 3:12:10 PM PDT by Yaelle ("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
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To: matt1234

This story is such a mind-twister.
‘bout this girl who claims she’s a sister.
Her parents have cried,
Our daughter has lied.
Cause if she was white, nobody would’ve missed her.


69 posted on 06/17/2015 3:12:27 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Yaelle

Thanks!


70 posted on 06/17/2015 4:17:43 PM PDT by COUNTrecount (Race Baiting...... "It's What's For Breakfast")
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Smart dog, some cops like to threaten to shoot dogs.


71 posted on 06/17/2015 5:12:33 PM PDT by Impy (They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
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To: COUNTrecount

I like that one.


72 posted on 06/17/2015 5:17:35 PM PDT by matt1234
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To: Yaelle

That has kind of a Zappa-esque quality :)


73 posted on 06/17/2015 5:29:29 PM PDT by matt1234
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Trans-racial, Trans-gender, Trans-fat
We thought we all knew where that’s at
Then we saw this black gal
With an inner white pal
And a racial card tucked in her hat!


74 posted on 06/17/2015 5:37:11 PM PDT by rlmorel ("National success by the Democratic Party equals irretrievable ruin." Ulysses S. Grant.)
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To: rlmorel

ROFLMAO!!!!


75 posted on 06/17/2015 7:59:27 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

It was your idea...those words just flowed together naturally!


76 posted on 06/17/2015 9:15:39 PM PDT by rlmorel ("National success by the Democratic Party equals irretrievable ruin." Ulysses S. Grant.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That’s pretty good!


77 posted on 06/17/2015 9:17:29 PM PDT by rlmorel ("National success by the Democratic Party equals irretrievable ruin." Ulysses S. Grant.)
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To: matt1234

I knew of a liberal named Rachel,
Whose fantasy world was palatial,
She made her own rules,
Now the biggest of fools,
And reception to her has been glacial.


78 posted on 06/17/2015 9:24:25 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I guess that giraffe had delusions of “pasture”!


79 posted on 06/17/2015 10:25:55 PM PDT by mdmathis6 (No white, no black,no slave or free,just washed in the red that Messiah bled!)
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To: matt1234
There once was a girl name of Rachel
For white privilege she was very ungrateful
So she tanned by machine
On her braids Afro-sheen
If you don't play along you're just hateful
80 posted on 06/17/2015 11:08:57 PM PDT by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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