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1 posted on 05/31/2015 7:49:46 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
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Oops! I forgot to supply the link. More stories there.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=626509


2 posted on 05/31/2015 7:50:14 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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Such jokes are a betrayal of trust. The person so duped may never believe the joker again. Nor can anyone else trust that person.


3 posted on 05/31/2015 7:52:57 AM PDT by Gen.Blather
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Back when I worked in the bindery, the boss sent some idiot on a 200 mile round trip to get a paper stretcher from another shop.


6 posted on 05/31/2015 7:56:32 AM PDT by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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Here's the prop wash you asked for, sir!


12 posted on 05/31/2015 8:04:08 AM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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Don’t forget a.spool of flight line.


13 posted on 05/31/2015 8:04:59 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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In the sixties, I’d take the Greyhound from Camp Pendleton up to L.A. for weekends..........one driver laughingly told me he couldn’t count how many times he’d been saluted.


14 posted on 05/31/2015 8:05:04 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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I was once sent to get a part from Will Call.
Ask for Will Call they said.


20 posted on 05/31/2015 8:09:51 AM PDT by right way right (Disclaimer: Not a prophet but I have a pretty good record.)
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One of the funniest stories I ever heard was from a guy I knew who had enlisted in the Navy, and was sent to look for prop wash on the day they had to wash the helicopters.

He almost got taken in, but some joker said “and while you’re there, get 50 feet of shoreline”. He knew what “shoreline” was, and then immediately figured out what “propwash” was.

This was not a direct order from his CO.

He went back to his CO and said “they sent me to look for propwash. I don’t think I’m going to find any. If I don’t find any by the end of the day, can I just go home? The CO said “sure”.

He called in from home and told the guys who sent him a story about going hither and yon, and being told “we’re fresh out”, or “I think the guys on the other side of the base have some”, really laid it on thick, and concluded by saying “I don’t think anyone has prop wash. Can I go home?” They let him go home.

They did this a few more times, and he played “Mickey the Dunce” each time. The last time they sent him out in the morning, so he couldn’t go home. Instead he went to the enlisted mens’ club.

The guys who sent him found him in there at lunch time shooting pool. They asked him what he was doing. He said “looking for propwash. I looked everywhere else, I thought they might have some here, but they don’t.”

The guy shooting pool with him said “Yeah, last time he was in here looking for it, they didn’t have any either.”

He said after that they stopped treating him like “the new guy”.


21 posted on 05/31/2015 8:10:38 AM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux
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Don’t forget getting the newbies in the Navy up on deck to look in the box to see the “Seabat”..

Friend of mine in the Air Force (years ago), used to send newbies out for a can of “cloud eradicator” so they could take photos from the plane, put the “eradicator” on it so they could see through the clouds..

We used to put newbies on the bow of the ship and tell them to look for the mail buoy..

Good times..


24 posted on 05/31/2015 8:14:59 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (www.greenhornshooting.com - Professional handgun training)
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And do not forget to go get 50 feet of waterline! Oh, and get some relative bearing grease, too! ;-)


25 posted on 05/31/2015 8:17:21 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows h to run my life better than I do?)
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AWOL Private Returns After Seven Years With Box Of Grid Squares

http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/01/awol-private-returns-after-seven-years-with-box-of-grid-squares/#ixzz3bjK5CA00


28 posted on 05/31/2015 8:21:04 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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Some submarines do have keys:


29 posted on 05/31/2015 8:22:56 AM PDT by PLMerite ("The issue is never the issue. The issue is the Revolution.")
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I take it your dad was in the merchant marine?

I was an ordinary seaman on a Great Lakes iron ore carrier and I remember the chief engineer sent me on a twenty minute trip looking for sky hooks.

That poor wiper-he should never have been fired for following what he thought were legitimate orders of the third assistant engineer and the third mate.


31 posted on 05/31/2015 8:24:08 AM PDT by Maine Mariner
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I worked at a garden store /nursery and my first task was to get a “branch straightener” for my manager.


41 posted on 05/31/2015 8:34:40 AM PDT by GotMojo
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On a boomer, I fell for the “go back aft and get a filament repair kit” ruse.


42 posted on 05/31/2015 8:35:04 AM PDT by MNnice
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I need a gallon of RADAR paint.


44 posted on 05/31/2015 8:39:01 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west))
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Would a submarine have a Hide-a-Key under the hull?


45 posted on 05/31/2015 8:40:10 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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I’m betting You got one or two for this...


52 posted on 05/31/2015 8:45:41 AM PDT by mabarker1 (congress, The Opposite of Progress.)
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Army

Great stuff to play on NUGS (New Ugly Guy)

Helicopter watch on top of the barracks
Go get a box of LOBS (direction finding - Line Of Bearings)

Got a new girl in. Sent her to maint. to get a Receiver Prophylactic Cover. They sent her to another section. Everyone played along and she was sent all over the station before someone had pity on her and let her know there was no such thing :)


53 posted on 05/31/2015 8:47:07 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (If Al Sharpton would pay his taxes, two million kids could eat school lunch for one year)
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We had a know it all city punk who caused a lot of problems in our division onboard our ship. He was a grade-A PITA. His rating was GMT, which was Gunner’s Mate Tech (ASROC).
His fellow GMTs were tired of his constant mouthing off so they set him up. They told him that a school billet had opened up for someone from the Division for “ASROC In-flight Maintenance Technician” School. The ASROC was a ballistic, un-guided weapon payload (torpedo or depth charge) with a rocket booster. The only way you could affect it in-flight was by riding it (could only be done once).
Well, Mr. Know It All got all fired up and submitted the chit requesting the school which made it to the XO before he was finally brought back to reality. He was extremely embarrassed, as he should have been.


56 posted on 05/31/2015 8:53:48 AM PDT by ExpatGator (I hate Illinois Nazis!)
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