Woohoo!!
OMG TOP 3?!?
Good Morning!
Top 11. Woohoo..
top 15
TOP 20!!!
Top twenty!
Top 25!
I need some Silly. Our AC unit went on the blink yesterday and it was 77 degrees in the house last night.
Tip: don’t buy a Lennox AC unit! When it was 3 it cost $400 to add coolant because it leaks. Now it’s 4 and the same thing happened.
Gimme some Silly! “Dave” Lennox sucks!
BIOLOGY EXAM:
This is straight from Scotland.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk’. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.
He got an A.
I know some of you old folks have been wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers’, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”.
Well here is the low down on the whole thing:
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug’em and Pamper ‘em.
When old people do it, it “Depends” on who’s in the will.
Hope that was helpful.
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Just remember:
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
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You can always spot a guy who masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. One of them will have a wedding ring on it.
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I was diagnosed with anti-social behavior disorder, so I joined a support group. We never meet.
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An elderly couple gets pulled over by a cop.
The wife is driving, but she has a bit of a hearing problem.
The officer notifies her that she was doing 38 in a 25 zone.
The wife turns to her husband and asks “What’d he say?”
The husband replies “He says you were speeding!” The wife turns back to the officer and says “Oh, sorry officer.” The officer goes on; “License and registration please.” The wife again turns to her husband. “What’d he say!?”
The husband, growing irritated, says “He wants to see your LICENSE.” The wife replies, “Oh, sorry officer. Here you go.” The officer inspects her license and comments, “Ah, you’re from Brownsville. I’ll never forget that city... I had the worst sexual experience of my entire life in Brownsville!” The wife once more turns to her right and yells “What’d he say!!?”
The husband replies “He says he knows you.”
