Posted on 04/03/2015 3:43:19 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
And who hasn't said to him/herself,"God I Wish It Was Me Who Got The Chance To Speak/Answer to that Reporter". Odds are many of us would of told the "Rude Reporter" something along the lines of "Look, Either You Buy A Pizza Or Get The Hell Out Of My Store!!", Well thats the PG Version of what some of us would have said. So lets hear what many of you would of told that "Dumbfounded & Nosey" Reporter who should of known that Gays Don't Hire A Pizza Parlor to cater their weddings.
We don’t do catering.
Because, in a lot of places, you required to have a separate license in order to do catering.
I would have said, “what idiot, gay or otherwise, would want his wedding catered by a pizza joint?”
Did I hear today that the footage was actually old footage that was unearthed for the recent news story? Or did I mishear?
I would have asked the reporterette if she wanted to perform a Lewinski on me...else get out.
GFY. And get the hell out my store, you professional liar.
how about “Are You Twalkin’ To Me”?? in a very very angry new york fashion.
“Well, no, my dear, I don’t think a pallet full of pizzas would fit at a gay wedding any more than your butt fits on a news camera. Is that a wide angle lens?”
EXACTLY!
In the Dirty Harry books, Harry Callahan had a means of dealing with the TV cameras. He would smile a huge grin, laugh and wave, while uttering the most vile, profanity laced speech he could come up with. This would prevent airing of the audio, and anybody watching the bleeped video would not believe anything serious was being asked or discussed.
I probably would have said, “Get the %$#* out of my face, TV Barbie. I have work to do and no time to be cast for the Maury Povitch News Hour”.
re Post 3. This thread may receive a lot of replies but you have posted the numero uno answer.
The smart answer would have been, “we’re a pizza place, we don’t do weddings.”
Owner: So you want to know whether I will cater a fake marriage?
MediaBitch: Gay weddings are allowed here..
Owner: So you want to know whether I will cater a fake marriage?
MediaBitch: Gay weddings are allowed here..
Owner: So you want to know whether I will cater a fake marriage?
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or how about “Ahhm, Excuse me miss, but u seem to have a few sheets of soiled toilet paper stuck to your ass.”
“You Must Be A Democrat, Only A True Retard Would Ask Such A DumbAss Question”.
NEVER answer a reporter’s question. Regardless of what you say, they’ll twist it to suit their agenda. Even “No comment” is a comment. Just say nothing.
“or how about “Ahhm, Excuse me miss, but u seem to have a few sheets of soiled toilet paper stuck to your ass.””
I like that one...
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