Posted on 03/27/2015 5:12:41 AM PDT by Gamecock
Police arrested a 34-year-old Myrtle Beach woman in connection with attempted murder and unlawful conduct toward a child on Wednesday after she allegedly tried to hit someone with a car following an argument over a cinnamon bun, according to a police report.
Amy Joe Derepentigny was charged with attempted murder and unlawful neglect of a child or helpless person and was booked into the J. Reuben Long Detention Center, according to jail records.
Police were called about 2 p.m. Tuesday to the 400 block of 28th Avenue North for an incident involving a car crash.
An investigation revealed that Derepentigny and the victim of the alleged attempted murder had argued at a local gas station about not having enough money for a cinnamon bun before driving to the home where the incident happened, police said.
Derepentigny told the victim, “If you step in front of this car, I’ll run you over,” according to the arrest warrant.
Derepentigny then quickly accelerated toward the victim and attempted to strike him in a 2000 Ford Expedition, police said.
Authorities said there was a 13-year-old child in the front seat during the incident, so Derepentigny was also charged with unlawful neglect of a child.
The victim told police that he did some “high stepping” to get out of Derepentigny’s way when she allegedly drove toward him, and she then ran the vehicle into the fence of a nearby apartment building, according to the report
Such passion over a simple pastry. What if it was something serious, like a Big Mac?
“Derepentigny”
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Not very Amish sounding....
As Rush says: “We couldn’t make this stuff up!”
Drugs are a victimless crime.
...allegedly trying to run over a teenager with her car.The teen, whose name wasn’t released, told police he got into an argument with Derepentigny outside a grocery store over “not having enough money for a cinnamon bun.” The argument continued until they arrived at a nearby apartment building, and when the teen started unloading items from the car
So is she his cougar? Is he her son?
Enquiring minds and all.
Very French name. From the given names, perhaps Cajun? Not very likely Québécoise, but being as more of them go to FL, who knows?
It may be “de Repentigny,” which is French.
Is she human? Loos like an alien of some sort. That’s some scary stuff. Probably has a anteater type tongue.
We just can’t have cinnamon buns in every house and dresser drawer. The potential for disaster is too great especially when children are in the house.
Cinnamon buns must require a 5-day waiting period. No one individual may purchase more than 6 cinnamon buns at a time. Cinnamon buns in scary-looking boxes will be known as ‘assault buns.’
Cinnamon buns sold at private fund-raising events must be halted - this is known as the ‘bake sale loophole.’
Moochele already has them banned from schools.
Obviously a crime of passion
Passion for cinnamon buns
She wont get those in the local lock-up!
:: Amy Joe Derepentigny ::
Those crazy cajuns!
They ain’t right in the head.
I didn’t realize that gas station pastry was so desirable.
pronunciation guide: deh Re-pen-tinyay?
Repentigny, actively repentant?
Other translat options?
She could have used her food stamp money, bought ingredients, then gone home to make her Own cinnamon buns!
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