We just can’t have cinnamon buns in every house and dresser drawer. The potential for disaster is too great especially when children are in the house.
Cinnamon buns must require a 5-day waiting period. No one individual may purchase more than 6 cinnamon buns at a time. Cinnamon buns in scary-looking boxes will be known as ‘assault buns.’
Cinnamon buns sold at private fund-raising events must be halted - this is known as the ‘bake sale loophole.’
Moochele already has them banned from schools.