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She's available, boys!

1 posted on 03/16/2015 1:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.

Like, oh, needing to not get his penis bitten off?


2 posted on 03/16/2015 1:07:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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She’s got the look, all right.


3 posted on 03/16/2015 1:10:25 AM PDT by Ken H (DILLIGAF)
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Gross. Crazy eyes...


4 posted on 03/16/2015 1:12:29 AM PDT by Politicalkiddo ("Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat."- Mark Twain)
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Nope. Not even...not even with your......

Gonna pass it on by. Nosiree....

That’s some vicious sh!t right there.


6 posted on 03/16/2015 1:20:30 AM PDT by Gaffer
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Ooooh here she comes...she’s a man eater...


7 posted on 03/16/2015 1:22:23 AM PDT by Crim (Palin / West '16)
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Man, I’m really torn on this topic....


20 posted on 03/16/2015 1:39:35 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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Good reason to sleep on your stomach!


22 posted on 03/16/2015 1:42:24 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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The other, other white meat?


23 posted on 03/16/2015 1:46:44 AM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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Forget him! How’s the laptop?


30 posted on 03/16/2015 1:55:34 AM PDT by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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She’s doing it wrong.


36 posted on 03/16/2015 2:04:18 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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That’s pretty much at the top of the list of things that will wake you up.


40 posted on 03/16/2015 2:09:37 AM PDT by Moltke ("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
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When I woke up this morning
You were on my ****
And you were on my ****
I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got wounds to bind
— We Five


43 posted on 03/16/2015 2:45:38 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The dog days are over /The dog days are done/Can you hear the horses? /'Cause here they come)
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Fwd that picture with info on over to the Clinton Foundation.


44 posted on 03/16/2015 2:51:06 AM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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Wow! She’s single!


45 posted on 03/16/2015 3:06:22 AM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Obama voters are my enemy. And so are RINO voters.)
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She looks like she could be Lorena Bobbit’s daughter.

Or- she was adjusting a bad job done by the Mohel?


46 posted on 03/16/2015 3:45:13 AM PDT by Gefn ("The world is mud-luscious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
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Amber Ellis aka Chew Chew

48 posted on 03/16/2015 3:56:04 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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“...she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.”

Which one....?


49 posted on 03/16/2015 3:56:36 AM PDT by BCW (ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
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Once bitten, twice shy.


50 posted on 03/16/2015 4:03:40 AM PDT by Flag_This (You can't spell "treason" without the "O".)
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No thanks, like my body parts where they are.


51 posted on 03/16/2015 4:04:00 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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All your penis are belong to her.


52 posted on 03/16/2015 4:07:29 AM PDT by samtheman
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