Posted on 02/02/2015 9:32:23 AM PST by raybbr
Right Shark had crisp, coordinated moves. Left Shark is drunk:
Left Shark failed out of choreography school. Left Shark fell asleep during the meeting where the moves were planned out, but nobody noticed (sharks sleep with their eyes open and remain mobile while asleep) and nodded his head when the dance instructor asked if he knew what he was doing. Left Shark only got this gig after threatening to bite the person in charge of casting.
But despite all his failings, Left Shark continued to fight. And that's beautiful.
The New England Patriots may have won the Super Bowl, but Left Shark is the true champion.
(Excerpt) Read more at sbnation.com ...
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
The left shark was Obama’s daughter. She was entitled to be there.
he would be left shark.
That’s a perfect Lefty, Liberal, Media conclusion headline. . . Left Shark was drunk, uncoordinated, and didn’t pay attention in dancing class, but because Left Shark deigned to show up, Left Shark was the MVP. . .
Superbowl Jumps the Sharks
let us call him Jumps... Jumps The Shark
Forget deflategate, Left Shark should be investigated immediately...
I noticed Left Shark. I wondered if anybody else did. Apparently I was not a lone.................
It was the only interception of a 1-yard pass in the NFL all season. by denggoy1 on Feb 2, 2015 | 8:22 AM reply
LOL!!...............
Actually nodded off for a few seconds during this part. Now I know why.
I bet Right Shark noticed, they might even start dating.
Left shark seemed a little deflated.
You ever try to do coreographed dance moves in the middle of a sharknado?
I bet nobody was watching Katy.
Everyone was watching Left Shark.....................
At that particular moment, I was noticing that she was singing about her skintight jeans, and even rubbed her leg, and wondered if she even knew which outfit she was wearing.
The question is, will left shark be invited to this year’s shark week on the discovery channel?
lol
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