You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
The left shark was Obama’s daughter. She was entitled to be there.
That’s a perfect Lefty, Liberal, Media conclusion headline. . . Left Shark was drunk, uncoordinated, and didn’t pay attention in dancing class, but because Left Shark deigned to show up, Left Shark was the MVP. . .
Superbowl Jumps the Sharks
let us call him Jumps... Jumps The Shark
Forget deflategate, Left Shark should be investigated immediately...
Actually nodded off for a few seconds during this part. Now I know why.
Left shark seemed a little deflated.
The question is, will left shark be invited to this year’s shark week on the discovery channel?
As soon as that part of the show started, my 13 year old son exclaimed “Land sharks!”.
He has watched some older SNL stuff with me in the past.
After the show, an inconsolable Left Shark got screaming drunk & passed out in the parking lot.
“Left Shark fell asleep during the meeting where the moves were planned out, but nobody noticed (sharks sleep with their eyes open and remain mobile while asleep)...”
OMG - I just had a dream last night where I was back in choir, and walking up to the front of the church to sing not knowing what we were singing. And no music sheets. I was trying to remember what one is supposed to mouth in those situations to make it look like you are singing - and I couldn’t even remember that! (I still can’t, some phrase that has “peanut butter” in it iirc.)
Left Shark’s last gig was “Sign Language Interpreter” at the Nelson Mandela funeral.
