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What Are Liberals? (fun little vanity)
1/22/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/22/2015 10:41:09 AM PST by Lazamataz

The American Left is an enemy every bit as dangerous as Al Qaeda, every bit as treacherous as ISIS, every bit as murderous as Nazis, every bit as power-mad as Stalin. They are a vile, foul, Satan-revering, repulsive Orc army. They are odious, hideous slime-covered slugs, they are atrocious diseased vermin. They are not even human beings. They are loathsome demonic,sub-human animals and must be cut out of country before they poison and destroy it. Jesus once said, "Yea verily, I love all mankind, except for the American left. My Father shall damn to eternal hellfire, for they cannot be saved." They are nauseating child-killing pedophiles and murderous rapist pigs. They are genocidal lechers and foul leeches that have embrace corpses, and death, and decay. Each and every one of these foul, despicable non-human detritus should be stricken with painful pancreatic cancer. No animal can look upon one of the leftists without feeling revulsion and fear. If every one of the abominable parasitic worms were wiped off the Earth, it would not be enough. They revel in the torture of small animals and infants, and claw and tear at the skin of children with their terrible claws and dangerous teeth. They are heinous, twisted, demented evil demons of putrescence and corruption. They cannot find it in their hearts to tell one single truth. Angels curse their names, and they are written on the heart of the Prince of Lies, the Devil. They have no redeeming features, they are ugly both in appearance and deed, and they cherish and revel in the rot of their souls. They venerate death and embrace oppression; they loot and steal and destroy; they burn all that is Holy and good. They despise God, and God hates them back. They are pure, crystalline evil, utterly contemptible, and beyond redemption. They worship all that is unholy and immersed in decay. They are of sulfur and sin, and abide no good, but are utterly wicked in all their ways. They are so despicable, they even have the wisdom to hate themselves!


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To: Lazamataz

But they are all brilliant geniuses, just ask on of them.


61 posted on 01/22/2015 1:20:30 PM PST by mowowie (`)
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To: central_va

No. I intended it to be one paragraph.


62 posted on 01/22/2015 1:25:27 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Just marry me and be done with it.


63 posted on 01/22/2015 1:26:30 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: Lazamataz

Where is part 17?


64 posted on 01/22/2015 1:28:35 PM PST by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: Lazamataz

Yeah, but do you like them?


65 posted on 01/22/2015 1:34:20 PM PST by Bullish (He's just NOT presidential material.)
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To: Lazamataz

My definition isn’t printable. I don’t want to scare the woman or horses.


66 posted on 01/22/2015 1:40:07 PM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Lazamataz

"Jane you odious, hideous, slime-covered atrocious diseased vermin slug-slut..."

67 posted on 01/22/2015 1:43:16 PM PST by freedumb2003 (AGW: Settled Science? If so, there would only be one model and it would agree with measurements)
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To: Lazamataz

You’re a good and patient man Lazamataz...


68 posted on 01/22/2015 1:43:32 PM PST by GOPJ (Radical Muslims are the brutish "light-fearing Morlocks' of the Islamic political duality)
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To: Lazamataz
I decided to hold back a little... you know, prudence and moderation in all things.

I think I'll "moderate" in the same fashion with my Bourbon tonight. :-)

69 posted on 01/22/2015 3:09:57 PM PST by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them!)
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To: nascarnation
Well that’s about 5 or 6 more than my Jeep Cherokee of similar size used to get. So it’s all relative.

I had a 1998 Cherokee XJ 4.0 4x4 auto that got me 19 MPG doing the same commute I have now, and the Honda is getting me about the same (mostly highway, but still plenty of stoplights). It had a better heater and a/c than the Honda. And the horn was the correct note, the Honda sounds gay.

I should have kept the Cherokee. I leaked a bit more, but was a heck of a lot more useful (towing, 4x4, ground clearance).

70 posted on 01/22/2015 3:10:43 PM PST by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: Lazamataz
It will be tough, but I must try. I will edit and shorten relentlessly.

Could you format & generate some paragraphs relentlessly? (Please...my ancient eyes cry out...)
71 posted on 01/22/2015 3:12:15 PM PST by Nepeta
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To: Responsibility2nd

Where’d you find that version of the Coexist? I’ve seen the others with the Gun brands and the Islam threatening the rest with the bomb (with the others grouped together cowering), but haven’t seen that one before.


72 posted on 01/22/2015 3:13:47 PM PST by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: Lazamataz
I think I appreciate the ping ... not sure yet, just starting to load the cannon.
73 posted on 01/22/2015 3:14:12 PM PST by MHGinTN
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, this is classically understated. Your nuance is commendable!


74 posted on 01/22/2015 3:23:44 PM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s gonna be a plural marriage...you up for that?


75 posted on 01/22/2015 3:37:45 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: CatherineofAragon
It’s gonna be a plural marriage...you up for that?

You got sisters? AWESOME!

76 posted on 01/22/2015 3:39:28 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: Lazamataz
"You got sisters? AWESOME!"

LOL, I have a husband!

I can see it now..."Brother Husbands" premiering tonight on TLC.

77 posted on 01/22/2015 4:11:40 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

Most now don’t know the difference between lose and loose, how do you expect them to know that the word bated even exists?


78 posted on 01/22/2015 4:34:27 PM PST by RipSawyer (OPM is the religion of the sheeple.)
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To: Lazamataz

Wow, Laz. You took the words right out of my mouth.


79 posted on 01/22/2015 4:38:56 PM PST by Old Grumpy
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To: RipSawyer

“Most now don’t know the difference between lose and loose, how do you expect them to know that the word bated even exists?”

I could give to you a list of words which are unknown and/or misused by the young. ;-)


80 posted on 01/22/2015 6:26:57 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)
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