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What Did You Get For Christmas?
Some Stuff | 12/26/14 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 12/26/2014 12:01:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6

What did you get for Christmas? I asked Santa for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. I've got a perfect place for it in the garage. I can't ride it. I'm a menace to society when I'm on a motorcycle. Not because I carry a switchblade. I just crash all the time. I was looking at a motorcycle once, and it fell on me. Engine wasn't even running. Just fell on me. I really rode in my younger days. I rode into cars. I rode into trees. Once, I even rode into a hill. You'd think that you could see a hill from a long distance away and miss it, but, nope, I came around a corner and there was a hill and I smacked into it. And they don't give, much. Well, I asked for a Harley Davidson, and you know what I got? Holland. Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with Holland? Windmills and dykes and wooden shoes and the Hollandaise people. Have you ever tried to ride a windmill down Highway 101? Nothing but trouble there. I'll probably just re gift it and give it to my cousin David. Anybody else get a good present?


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1 posted on 12/26/2014 12:01:49 PM PST by blueunicorn6
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To: blueunicorn6

Well . . . I got a laugh out of this . . .


2 posted on 12/26/2014 12:05:20 PM PST by rhubarbk (Cruz/Gowdy 2016)
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To: blueunicorn6

I laughed, too. Thanks for that.

My sweetie & I don’t buy for each other. We each get what we want when we want it. Easier that way...


3 posted on 12/26/2014 12:06:22 PM PST by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
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To: blueunicorn6

I was expecting socks or a t-shirt.

I got a laptop. It’s Windows 8 but it beats a broken down putter I guess. I immediately added Classic Shell and Waterfox -64 browser.


4 posted on 12/26/2014 12:06:24 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: blueunicorn6

Get???

Man, I AM Santa Claus. I GIVE. Wife, kids, grandkid, friends and relatives.

Oh. There is one thing I do get - Christmas Bills. My bank account is lower than whale poop.

(And I love it. Truly. Giving makes me happy, happy, happy.)


5 posted on 12/26/2014 12:08:05 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: blueunicorn6

A wallet and some Pampered Chef cookware. Didn’t really want anything else.


6 posted on 12/26/2014 12:09:04 PM PST by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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To: blueunicorn6

                          BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVER.

7 posted on 12/26/2014 12:11:05 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: GeronL

You got a laptop? What a coincidence! I got a bigger lap! Well, the back of my lap got bigger. My wife says that if the back of my lap gets any bigger, China might try to build an airstrip on it.


8 posted on 12/26/2014 12:11:15 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

My wife and I got a new Daughter-In-Law. Does that count?


9 posted on 12/26/2014 12:11:21 PM PST by Howie66 ("Tone down the tagline please." - Admin Moderator)
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To: Rodamala

Well, I did give my 7 year old Grandson his first Daisy Red Ryder Carbine BB Gun!

The look on his face when he opened the package was worth a Million Bucks!


10 posted on 12/26/2014 12:13:42 PM PST by Howie66 ("Tone down the tagline please." - Admin Moderator)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Me too....holding my breathe for the Eagles flying on the 31st!


11 posted on 12/26/2014 12:13:44 PM PST by jennings2004 ("What difference, at this point, does it make!"!)
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To: Twotone; blueunicorn6

YOU GOT IT! That’s us too. We, Mrs. RQSR, and myself don’t do gifts at Christmas because we are doing for each other all year, and buy what we want throughout the year. By the time Christmas rolls around we have whatever the other was thinking about giving already.

Thanks for the chuckle blueunicorn6


12 posted on 12/26/2014 12:13:54 PM PST by rockinqsranch ((Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will. They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.))
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To: blueunicorn6

Our food stamps ran out and we’re taking back Christmas presents to make it to the end of the month.


13 posted on 12/26/2014 12:14:03 PM PST by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc OÂ’Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
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To: GeronL

You didn’t update it first?


14 posted on 12/26/2014 12:14:09 PM PST by ansel12
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To: blueunicorn6

My Pastor and one of the Deacons gave me a whole new set of engine gaskets for my Harley Davidson, which they installed for me. It took SEVEN HOURS!

Since I don’t have a garage, it is possible that the Florida climate and exposure dried out the entire set, causing a massive oil leak.

As a widow and a senior citizen, I had no means to do this job, but the Pastor and Deacons came to the rescue!

It is without a doubt the most amazing and expensive Christmas Present i have ever received.

(Except for Jesus, of course!)


15 posted on 12/26/2014 12:14:26 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: hoagy62

You want Holland? My cousin David would just pawn it and buy some magic beans.


16 posted on 12/26/2014 12:14:37 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

I got awesome time with friends and family. That was the biggest gift.

Also got some nice toys (e.g., an XBOX One), clothes, and books, but those were more in the nature of bonuses...


17 posted on 12/26/2014 12:16:30 PM PST by piytar (No government has ever wanted its people to be defenseless for any good reason.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Well, I was supposed to get a new granddaughter, but ....

We’re still waiting the birth of the baby.


18 posted on 12/26/2014 12:17:48 PM PST by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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To: steve86

Mom, I asked you not to post on Free Republic. I’m sorry you didn’t like the present I got you. I really thought you needed a grease gun.


19 posted on 12/26/2014 12:19:07 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Howie66

I think that’s a great present!


20 posted on 12/26/2014 12:19:55 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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