Posted on 12/26/2014 12:01:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6
What did you get for Christmas? I asked Santa for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. I've got a perfect place for it in the garage. I can't ride it. I'm a menace to society when I'm on a motorcycle. Not because I carry a switchblade. I just crash all the time. I was looking at a motorcycle once, and it fell on me. Engine wasn't even running. Just fell on me. I really rode in my younger days. I rode into cars. I rode into trees. Once, I even rode into a hill. You'd think that you could see a hill from a long distance away and miss it, but, nope, I came around a corner and there was a hill and I smacked into it. And they don't give, much. Well, I asked for a Harley Davidson, and you know what I got? Holland. Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with Holland? Windmills and dykes and wooden shoes and the Hollandaise people. Have you ever tried to ride a windmill down Highway 101? Nothing but trouble there. I'll probably just re gift it and give it to my cousin David. Anybody else get a good present?
Sounds like your day was the same as the movie title!
We’re still waiting. No sign yet. The women in my family often go late.
Congratulations! It is always a happy day when babies are born.
Absolutely!
Thank you kind sir. .
No, not THAT kind of ‘rock,’ LOL!
In the not too distant future, though, I’m thinking... :)
Oops!
Thanks! And hope yours comes soon.
Nobody ever gave me a whole bus.
(But the army did put me on a greyhound once with instructions to pretend it was an airplane)
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