Posted on 12/26/2014 12:01:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6
What did you get for Christmas? I asked Santa for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. I've got a perfect place for it in the garage. I can't ride it. I'm a menace to society when I'm on a motorcycle. Not because I carry a switchblade. I just crash all the time. I was looking at a motorcycle once, and it fell on me. Engine wasn't even running. Just fell on me. I really rode in my younger days. I rode into cars. I rode into trees. Once, I even rode into a hill. You'd think that you could see a hill from a long distance away and miss it, but, nope, I came around a corner and there was a hill and I smacked into it. And they don't give, much. Well, I asked for a Harley Davidson, and you know what I got? Holland. Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with Holland? Windmills and dykes and wooden shoes and the Hollandaise people. Have you ever tried to ride a windmill down Highway 101? Nothing but trouble there. I'll probably just re gift it and give it to my cousin David. Anybody else get a good present?
Heh heh! My Grandma would call you “A spicy one!”
You got that right!
Imprimus is the gift that keeps on giving!
Those are some really sharp looking oxfords if you get rid of those goofy moonshiner cleats.
And I’m tired of listening to you sing that song over and over again!
“I’m gettin nuttin for Christmas.
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I sold the house to buy a play station.
I ain’t been nuttin but bad!”
I’ll bet Santa didn’t give you any crap when you were sitting on his lap!
Sold the house to buy a playstation? An xbox I can understand, but a playstation?
5 lbs of E312-16
Thanks! think Kauai..that’s our usual spot.
That’s right..that would definately ruin Xmas!
Indeed. Would that more Americans would plug into Hillsdale!
Oh, I wanted to be a motorcycle policeman. Riding up trees to rescue stranded cats. Providing an escort for VIPs like the Deputy Mayors secretary’s brother. All the glory jobs. Nope. They didn’t select me. Run into one little hill, and they mark you for life.
The story behind the thing is the gift.... designed and originally made by a concentration camp prisoner.......
Thanks! That made me smile!
A new wooden pellet trap for backyard target practice,
And my home-made version of "Store more Guns" safe gun storage rods. Really frees up room in the safe.
Just finally got my finger out and had some cool rainy days to do some wood work.
You know all those one lane bridges by Hanalei? Did you know that you can fit two cars on them? As long as one is crushed beyond recognition. I can’t rent from Avis anymore.
j/k
You know the old saying.....”You can’t stuff 10lbs of E312-16 into a 5lb E312-16 bag!”
I honestly have no idea what E312-16 is.
No volcanos to run into there, but some humungously deep canyons to go off into.
Thanks for the thread blueunicorn6. It’s good people can still have fun under the present circumstances.
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