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Pick up the closest book...[belated Friday silliness]
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Posted on 11/29/2014 3:35:48 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Pollster1
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:16:14 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Quick, honey, they’re about to show it again!”
Unintended Consequences
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:16:50 AM PST
by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: ZinGirl
Still better than mine. ;^)
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:17:29 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
“That’s too much for a MAU to take on sir,” Svenson said.
Red Storm Rising, Tom Clancy
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:19:52 AM PST
by
75thOVI
("The crews of all submarines captured should be treated as pirates and hanged". Sir Arthur Wilson)
To: ZinGirl
...but the book doesn't go to page 206; it ends on 148: Start Where You Are" by Pema Chödrön. What does that mean? I'm afraid to find out!
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:21:12 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(Hubris and denial overwhelm Western Civilization. Nemesis and tragedy always follow.)
To: 75thOVI
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:23:19 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
“I would be willing to bet, if you look back over your career, there are numerous long periods of time when you were flawless, one of the top runners.”
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:26:38 AM PST
by
grobdriver
(Where is Wilson Blair when you need him?)
To: Slings and Arrows
"He smiled and shook his head until he reflected on his own secrets and intentions."
-Without remorse Tom Clancy
Then I cried like a little girl.
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:28:02 AM PST
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: Pollster1
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:29:42 AM PST
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: 75thOVI
I presented the challenge to Mrs. 75th. Her answer came up: “She was tired and sore, happy and worried.”
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:29:44 AM PST
by
75thOVI
("The crews of all submarines captured should be treated as pirates and hanged". Sir Arthur Wilson)
To: Gaffer
Watch it!!!
This is a family friendly site.
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:30:06 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Gefn
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:34:26 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Slings and Arrows
Maybe this is it: the second closest book:
The Hindus by Wendy Doniger, p. 206:
"Not surprisingly, the Kama-sutra in general gives very short shrift to moksha (1.2.4) and even applies the term, surely tongue in cheek, to the courtesan's successful jettisoning ("setting free") of an unwanted lover"
That applies all right!
Whoever wrote the Kama Sutra can speak for himself, but I have experienced the glories of moksha--and nirvana--every time I have made love to my wife!
And that describes my love life perfectly!
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:34:47 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(Hubris and denial overwhelm Western Civilization. Nemesis and tragedy always follow.)
To: mountn man; Slings and Arrows
Love Snoopy. And old typewriters.
Thanks for the jpeg.
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:46:17 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Yes Virginia, I still believe in Santa Claus)
To: Slings and Arrows
The faint green sunset danced and sheened on the south face, confusing his human ability to grasp the organization of something so tall, grand, and timeless.- White Gold Wielder, Stephen R. Donaldson
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:47:09 AM PST
by
mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
To: Slings and Arrows
I think a lot of us have seen that page in books from FedGov or in our own lives. The closest fiction book is the fifth closest book, one my wife is re-reading:
“She had placed his DVD player on the floor. She looked at him, still holding the whip in her hand.”
- The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
[I had to go to the second sentence to make it interesting.]
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:47:46 AM PST
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“In these other designs, a number of specialists can be brought together to solve a problem” - Operations Management, Shafer & Meredith.
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:54:55 AM PST
by
Ironfocus
(Texas!)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Flatten the folded part with your hands, then fold up from the bottom to overlap the folded top edge 1/2 inch”.
The New Orleans Cookbook recipe for Yam Bread
:)
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:59:23 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: mountn man
sure....The actual sentence from the book I referenced on page 206. It’s right here on the desk beside me.
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posted on
11/29/2014 6:30:04 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: Slings and Arrows
The masses of a reactant and products are equal.
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posted on
11/29/2014 6:32:07 AM PST
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
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