NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 12]

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[Bender2]

Week 12

Bye teams: Carolina Panthers, Pittsburgh Steelers

Thursday, Nov. 20

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Oakland Raiders, 8:25 p.m.

Sunday, Nov. 23

Cleveland Browns vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1 p.m.

New York Jets vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m.

Cincinnati Bengals vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m.

Green Bay Packers vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.

Detroit Lions vs. New England Patriots, 1 p.m.

Tennessee Titans vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 1 p.m.

St. Louis Rams vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m.

Arizona Cardinals vs. Seattle Seahawks, 4:05 p.m.

Miami Dolphins vs. Denver Broncos, 4:25 p.m.

Washington Redskins vs. San Francisco 49ers, 4:25 p.m.

Dallas Cowboys vs. New York Giants, 8:30 p.m.

Monday, Nov. 24

Baltimore Ravens vs. New Orleans Saints, 8:30 p.m.

[Bender2]

Okay, okay-- Week 12 finds Cam and Big Ben going off together... for the politically correct Goodell NFL enforced Gay, Lezbo and Bye Weekend. Their teammates from the Carolina Panthers and Pittsburgh Soolers are just shaking their heads--

But those from Stoolerland are shaking the most:

So, Thursday night my Old Dallas Texans get a semi-bye playing Seven's Waiders. Do I really need... to tell y'all how I picked this?

Regular Sunday action finds my Cleveland Aggie Love Child doing all he can to help his Browns... beat those Black Byrds from Georgia--

Them Jersey Jets get back on their normal flight path... up in Buffalo--

The Bucking Ears and Da Bears were both undefeated last week but I'm still counting on Cutler to get back to losing--

Allegra, I really don't know just which Cincy Red Headed Stepchild... will show up in Houston, so I'm picking your Texicans to win--

The Jags Yuk it up, the Colts Luck it up--

So, big, since your Packer-Wackers did the dirty deed on the Iggles last week, I'm giving you a semi-bye here--

And I guess I'll also pick your Patty Cakes to take care of biz on the Loins--

Allegra, if your Old Boys have it them... I want them to kick some Iggle tail!

That pair the Ewes had last week get shocked in Diego--

Dang it, I'm calling it for the Cards over the Seahags--

And I'm going further out on that limb and picking the Phins over Manning Heavy because the fish have the Greatest Aggies NFL Quarterback Not Wearing Bown--

Thanks, Bendy, I'll tell my hubby you got his back... and the key will be under the mat when Ryan leaves so you can have my back--

Well, Gadzooks, in for a penny, in for a blivet... and picking the Deadskins to beat the Soapy 9ers--

Monday Night Feetball will have the Crab City Black Bryds defrocking the Ain'ts--

In college action not much is shaking, so... I pick Da Baptist Bears over Okie State, 'Bama over Western Carolina and Misslippi State over Vandy--

Oh, and Sunday Night Feetball will have my Boys... beating Manning Lite's Blue Men--

Now, y'all get you picks in... before I have to get tuff!

[Bender2]

Look, if you do not get your picks in right away, it could be considered... RACIST!!!!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Once more, Cletus is a single game pick...Loins beat Patriots in O/T from the foot of Prater (spread anywhere from 1-3 points).

I don’t know why but the ^Bankruptcy Kitties^ seem to rebound with strength.

Also, knowing they have a short prep for Thanksgiving is an incentive for them to create a better record going into that game. Coach Caldwell may be watching turkey-day film/history and realizing Day-Twah will be on the short end of the score in 8 days.

OTOH, Cletus will be roasting and boasting for the annual meal!

I think the Kitties will focus on the “basics” and actually succeed in handing “Das Patriotz” a loss.

[big'ol_freeper]

Week 12 and on a roll...

Bender's old Dallas Texans over the Seven's Traitors
Impy's Barelys over the Pirates
The Patriots kick Local Yokel's Loins out of first place
The Folds over the Jagwurts
The Dirty Birds over the Brownstains
The Bungles over the Texians
The Bisons over the hapless Cessnas
The Packers over the Vicekings
The Pickles over the Tighhens
The Seaslugs over the Buzzards
The Charredburgers over the Lambs
The Mules over the Tunas
The Fluffy Niners over the Redspuds
Bender's Cowpies over Manning Lite
Und
The Ain'ts over the Pigeons

[GOPsterinMA]

ARZ and I don’t give a sh*t for the rest.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Please note: All the “vs.” in the above post should read “at”.

[Impy]

Oaktown’s new motto “Maybe next week”, cause it ain’t happening this week. KC.

Well, hopefully Lovie’s Barbary Coast fanny bandits got that whole victory thing out of their system after gorging themselves on endangered Griffin with a side of mashed spuds. Trestwoman and Suckler are gonna be dropped off of the Sears Tower if they lose to Lovie.

Unsexy Rexy’s paper planes are coming off of their bisexual week which came after their big upset of the Rapelesturdburglers, but the Thundering hurd beats them down in Buffalo town. Yes, I am picking you Buffalo, do not disappoint me.

The Sexans beat down the Brownstains on the road last week but they fall at home to the inconsistent Bungles. How confident am I of this? Not the least bit. Who wants to win the AFC North? Anyone?

The Colts would be the real Jagoffs if they don’t win in a rout.

Adrian!!!! Adrian!!!! Where’s your hat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1yzIeBRh5o Ain’t gonna be no split decision as the Packers punish Minnesota for not sending a Republican Packer Fan to Congress from the 8th district. Bastards.

Even Dirty Sanchez can beat the Itty Bitty Titties, right?

Tough road test last week for the Kitty Cats, they narrowly failed it, this one? They get reamed.

My name is Cleveland Brown and I am here to say, I’ll lay another egg in this football game. Win streak goes to 3 for the Falcons. The under .500 but tied for first place in the NFC Suckth Falcons.

I’d like to pick my Old Chi Cardinals but you gotta think the defending champs get it done at home in a must win. I’d love to get this one wrong.

Go Chargers, go? Them Sheep are sneaky, but they get struck by lightening here.

The 49ers? Ain’t they bi this week? Same thing, they’re playing the Redskins. I’ve changed by mind, the team name is offensive! They should change their name to the Muzzies, they deserve it!

Manning will have Tuna parm this week. I don’t know if it will taste good but it will taste better than the shite sandwich he ate last week.

Jr. Manning and his Lilliputians on the other hand.....shite would be a step up for them.

Hey, a Monday night matchup that doesn’t *totally suck. Who wants to win the AFC North and the NFC Suckth? Dare I predict a third straight home loss for Nola? Dare I? YES!

OAK
CHI
BUF
CIN
IND
GB
PHI
NEW
ATL
SEA
SD
DEN
DAL
BAL

[Impy]

OAK
CHI
BUF
CIN
IND
GB
PHI
NEW
ATL
SEA
SD
SF!
DEN
DAL
BAL

[SevenofNine]

Hey Al Jolson shut hellva up I recently saw Al Jolson story on Fox movie channel boy Darryl Zanuck really sugar coat your life story gee louize

[SevenofNine]

Okay 49ers beat the Deadskins

Dont’ get me start on my Raiders they get beaten by the Chiefs prove me right about going 0-16 this season LOL!

[darkangel82]

Chiefs. No one wants to see an 0-11 team, but it will happen.
Browns, hopefully
Bills, if Buffalo thaws out to play the game
Bears
Bengals
Patriots
Packers
Colts
Eagles
Chargers
Cardinals
Dolphins
49ers
Cowboys
Saints in a Black & Gold blowout on MNF

[advertising guy]

When the Cardinals beat Seattle,the natl media will still say we are just lucky

[darkangel82]

It will still be a good game regardless. Even though we’re losing out an a Wilson-Palmer matchup.

[lwd]

KC
ATL
PHI
NE
GB
IND
HOU
BUF
CHI
SEA
SD
DEN
SF
DAL
BAL

TB has a shot this week against the bears imo. lol

[lwd]

Looks like we only have two different this week (we must use similar methods). CIN/HOU and tonight. What make you like OAK tonight anyway? They’re a 7.5pt underdog. lol I also like BAL a lot (yep 3 L’s in a row). Good luck!

[Impy]

Jesus Christ, I put down Oakland? That was an error. Thanks for catching that

As you can see in my post 7 commentary I wrote “Oaktown’s new motto “Maybe next week”, cause it ain’t happening this week. KC.”

Impy’s Picks (Corrected)

KC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHI
BUF
CIN
IND
GB
PHI
NEW
ATL
SEA
SD
SF!
DEN
DAL
BAL

Bears/Bucs, I’m calling this game “The Toilet Bowl: Presented by Dr. Pepper”.

Trestman becomes Trestwoman if he loses to Lovie, his nads will not leave Solider Field still attached to his body. And Cutler? His homeowner’s insurance better be up to date.

I do like the Bears to win, when Lovie played Atlanta he KICKED IT TO DEVIN HESTER.

[PROCON]

Have you seen this?

[morphing libertarian]

No Raider territory on the east side of the bay?

[MHGinTN]

Okay, Bendy, but not gonna do this again unless you include Cheerleader pix interspersed ... I'll underline my picks to win:

Thursday, Nov. 20

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Oakland Raiders, 8:25 p.m.

Sunday, Nov. 23

Cleveland Browns vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1 p.m.
New York Jets vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m.
Cincinnati Bengals vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m.
Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m.
Green Bay Packers vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.
Detroit Lions vs. New England Patriots, 1 p.m.
Tennessee Titans vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 1 p.m.
St. Louis Rams vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m.
Arizona Cardinals vs. Seattle Seahawks, 4:05 p.m.
Miami Dolphins vs. Denver Broncos, 4:25 p.m.
Washington Redskins vs. San Francisco 49ers
, 4:25 p.m. Dallas Cowboys vs. New York Giants, 8:30 p.m.

Monday, Nov. 24

Baltimore Ravens vs. New Orleans Saints, 8:30 p.m.

Bendy, we have some agreement, but not all ...

[onedoug]

Thank you. Tough I try not to subsidize bummery.