Posted on 11/18/2014 9:50:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
A ‘gay’ bull has been saved from slaughter by the only person who could have truly understood the ridiculousness of the situation – the co-creator of the Simpsons.
Benjy the bull was being prepared for the chop after vets said his sexual orientation was the reason he wouldn’t breed.
That’s when Sam Simon, who helped start cult cartoon comedy, stepped in.
‘All animals have a dire destiny in the meat trade, but to kill this bull because he’s gay would’ve been a double tragedy,’ said the 59-year-old producer who has been diagnosed with terminal cancer.
After being told he was dying in 2012 he vowed to give away his $100million (£64m) fortune to charity and thankfully for Benjy, his plight struck a chord with him.
Simon added he was ‘thrilled’ Benjy’s fate lied in a ‘sanctuary rather than a sandwich’.
The bull should be in his new home by Christmas.
Simon was told about Benjy’s situation by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Peta).
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"Thuper!"
The ***** are really grasping for any attention they can get
Benjy, or Bengay?
The latter is hotter.
Knew that guy would show up.
Either that, or it’s news to them that bulls who can’t bull end up as hamburger.
So Benjy decides he's gonna mount another bull (instead of mounting a cow). How well does this work out?
The bull getting the attention doesn't have the proper receiving gear, so this is not likely to feel good.
Benjy probably got the sh*t kicked out of him any time he tried this. But there's no mention of this.
I don't think Benjy is gay at all.
I think Benjy is just not a successful stud. Hell, I know a lot of guys like that, and they're not gay...
They have this sort of fascination for the “gene of suicide” and fantasy expressed through gayness.
It is like playful happy PC suicide, the one giving them “hope and change”.
“doesn’t have the proper receiving gear”
Neither do their human counterparts who act out with the same sex.
When the first gay divorce came through in Massachusetts, Jay Leno said the couple cited “irreconcilable similarities”.
Don’t be gay, sparky!
CC
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Whatever happened to Spike the Lobster?
The gay bull was a disappointment because he was to take the place of an aging bull, but showed interest only in talking with the old bull.
So the rancher brings home a lively, young straight bull and turns him loose. He’s servicing his fourth cow when the old bull starts snorting and pawing the turf.
“What’s up with that?” asks the gay bull.
“I don’t want to be mistaken for a cow.” replied the old bull.
“Well,” said the gay bull. “I’d better stand stock still.”
They should have named the bull “Clark” . Then he would be....wait for it- Clark Gaybull!
CC
No shortage of guys like that, you betcha.
*burp*
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