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To: Slings and Arrows
Let's see...a "gay" bull would be one who is attracted sexually to other bulls, right?

So Benjy decides he's gonna mount another bull (instead of mounting a cow). How well does this work out?

The bull getting the attention doesn't have the proper receiving gear, so this is not likely to feel good.

Benjy probably got the sh*t kicked out of him any time he tried this. But there's no mention of this.

I don't think Benjy is gay at all.

I think Benjy is just not a successful stud. Hell, I know a lot of guys like that, and they're not gay...

10 posted on 11/18/2014 10:01:38 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: dayglored

“doesn’t have the proper receiving gear”

Neither do their human counterparts who act out with the same sex.

When the first gay divorce came through in Massachusetts, Jay Leno said the couple cited “irreconcilable similarities”.


12 posted on 11/18/2014 10:09:55 PM PST by MDLION ("Trust in the Lord with all your heart" -Proverbs 3:5)
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To: dayglored

They should have named the bull “Clark” . Then he would be....wait for it- Clark Gaybull!

CC


17 posted on 11/18/2014 10:16:48 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (stercus accidit)
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To: dayglored

No shortage of guys like that, you betcha.


18 posted on 11/18/2014 10:16:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: dayglored

Benji is one confused animal but that does not make him gay - I call Bull on this one!


27 posted on 11/18/2014 10:39:42 PM PST by melsec (There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
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