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1 posted on 10/31/2014 5:45:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

2 posted on 10/31/2014 5:47:23 AM PDT by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)

3 posted on 10/31/2014 5:48:38 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

As if he needs a costume

HALLOWEEN

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You See Halloween as Scary

You are an outgoing person who's a bit of a showoff. It's likely that you dress up for Halloween every year.

Sneaky and devious, people should really watch out for you. You are usually underestimated and forgotten.

Your inner child is stubborn and a bit bossy.

You truly fear the dark side of humanity. You are a true misanthrope.

You're prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being scared out of your mind... even if you don't admit it.

You are a total overachiever and workaholic. You're the type of person who plans their elaborate Halloween costume weeks in advance.

What's Your Halloween Personality?

4 posted on 10/31/2014 5:50:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)

Top 10? Could it be that I made it?!

5 posted on 10/31/2014 5:54:42 AM PDT by MissNomer

7 posted on 10/31/2014 5:56:02 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)

TOP TEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

9 posted on 10/31/2014 5:59:11 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Godzilla, which IS reality.)

Top 10? Difficulty loading the page quickly!

10 posted on 10/31/2014 6:01:54 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)

To: Lucky9teen; Darksheare; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Having some of Darksheare's coffee are you?

12 posted on 10/31/2014 6:04:13 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)

14 posted on 10/31/2014 6:05:40 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)

15 posted on 10/31/2014 6:05:59 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)

19 posted on 10/31/2014 6:12:36 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)

Careful out there tonight, Laz...

A Brazilian, attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, was dancing with a tourist girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume.

Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor.

“What the hell happened?” Asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event.

“I’m not really sure.” The man replied, rubbing his red cheek.

“When she asked if I had ever been to Texas, I put my finger on Amarillo to show her, and she let me have it.”

21 posted on 10/31/2014 6:19:29 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)

22 posted on 10/31/2014 6:22:36 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)

A man is walking home alone late on Halloween night.

It’s dark, and the streetlights are out. Suddenly, he hears

BUMP!

Behind him. He walks faster, but the sound keeps coming.

BUMP!

Worried he is being followed, he glances behind him and through the darkness, and he can just see an upright coffin.

No one seems to be holding the coffin; it’s just bumping down the street behind him.

The man is scared. He’s sure it’s following him! In an effort to shake it off, her turns a corner. To his relief, the sound stops. He keeps walking but before a minute has passed, he hears the familiar sound behind him again:

BUMP!

He is terrified! He starts to run towards his home, but the faster he runs, the faster the coffin bounces along behind him!

Bumpity BUMP!

He pushes open his front gate, and runs up the path, fumbling for his keys. The coffin reaches the gate and effortlessly pushes it open. It’s right behind him!

Finally his shaking hands manage to unlock his front door. He has no time to slam it behind him; the coffin is right on his heels! He rushes up the stairs, praying the coffin cannot climb after him.

BUMP!

The coffin pauses at the bottom of the stairs. The man breathes a sigh of relief but ...

clappity BUMP...

The coffin is now climbing the stairs behind him. He runs to the bathroom perhaps he can lock himself in there! His heart pounds and his lungs hurt with the exertion of running for his life! He has only just latched the bathroom door when ...
CRASH!!!

The coffin breaks through the bathroom door!

What can he do? The coffin is nearly upon him! He reaches out for something heavy that he can throw at the coffin, and his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of cough syrup.

Desperately, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the coffin and

..........finally the coffin stops!

23 posted on 10/31/2014 6:23:49 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)

29 posted on 10/31/2014 6:31:49 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)

34 posted on 10/31/2014 6:46:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Please don't feed the Park Bears. They will become dependent and soon want cell phones.)

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.”

“What a coincidence “ - said the farmer, who added: “It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating...”

“It is a special day for me too ... I am also celebrating!” - said the woman.

“What a coincidence” - said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked: “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant!”

“What a coincidence!” - said the man - “I am a chicken farmer and for years, all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. “

“This is awesome!” - said the woman. “What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”

“I used a different rooster” - he said.

The woman smiled and said: “What a coincidence...”

35 posted on 10/31/2014 6:52:04 AM PDT by llevrok (I fear the US government more than I do al Qaeda)

38 posted on 10/31/2014 7:03:25 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)

39 posted on 10/31/2014 7:06:52 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)

40 posted on 10/31/2014 7:11:51 AM PDT by Girlene (HAPPY HALLOWEEN!)

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