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It's hard to know where to start with this misrepresentation of what Republicans believe or think. So many of these things are actually the behaviors of Liberals. Specifically:

#2— Taxation Anyone? Democrats will take away YOUR cushion and never give it back. they might give the filling, suitably soiled to someone else.

#3— Democrats will give you attention and sympathy only if you are sick with a politically correct disease, are not a Veteran, a Senior Citizen, or a Middle Class family member. AND, it will cost you more now than it used to.before they passed Obambicare without a single Republican vote,

#4— Show me one Democrat that is opposing Sharia law in Islamic countries. One.

#6— Uh, if they are the same sex, maybe. But they seem to be willing to let the rest of the world with their problems go to hell in a hand basket, and cause many of those problems, to boot.

#7— No, they just cause a lot of the problems for the Black and Brown cats., Republicans prefer not to notice there is any difference between Black, Brown, White, Black, Multi-colored cats, and just treat them all as equally cool cats.

#8— Democrats just make their resources off limits to everyone who desperately need them, while Republicans prefer to develop new ones.

#9— There are more Millionaire and Billionaire Democrats funding Liberal candidates than there are Such in the Republican party. And monied Hollywood is far to the Left.

10— Congressional Caucuses vote in lockstep. Republicans seldom vote do. . . and often Republicans break ranks to vote with the Liberals. RINO's anyone? Where are the DINOs?

#11— Every inner city controlled by Democrats and Detroit. Enough said.

Amazing, simply AMAZING that they could actually come these conclusions about the vary conservative cat species.

1 posted on 10/28/2014 2:49:35 PM PDT by Swordmaker
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Lefties live in a fantasy world.

True “through the looking glass” detachment from reality


2 posted on 10/28/2014 2:56:14 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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Democrats! Magic Thinking is their hallmark. A democrat/;iberal never confronts evil ‘cause there is always something else in their twisted mind to blame it on if they don’t like something that happened.


3 posted on 10/28/2014 2:56:51 PM PDT by MHGinTN
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People who put political beliefs into their animals are delusional. And possibly psychotic.


4 posted on 10/28/2014 2:58:30 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (When Injustice becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty.-Thomas Jefferson)
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How I know cat’s aren’t Democrats:
1. They aren’t involved in voter fraud.
2. A cat has never called me a racist to “win” an argument.
3. Cat’s don’t lie in order to take away my constitutional rights.
4. Cat’s don’t lie to increase the scope of our incompetent, arrogant and corrupt central government.


5 posted on 10/28/2014 2:58:51 PM PDT by thorvaldr
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Sounds like it was written by someone who has never had a cat.


6 posted on 10/28/2014 2:59:18 PM PDT by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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Look, it's simple, Cats have no loyalty they will swing to whoever has the best treat at the time. Cats are greedy and care only about themselves, that's why Cats will always be democats! On the other hand Dogs are fiercely loyal, have long memories and always think of what's best for the pack, that's why Dogs aren't and never will be democrats.
7 posted on 10/28/2014 2:59:20 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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Somebody knows how to push your buttons Swordmaker...;’)


8 posted on 10/28/2014 3:00:59 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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Cats are takers, not makers.


10 posted on 10/28/2014 3:05:46 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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Geeeeez - cats are cats.


11 posted on 10/28/2014 3:09:46 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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10. While Republicans blindly follow authority, it is said that getting Democrats to act in unison is like herding cats.

Ha. Dims are the biggest lemmings on the planet.

13 posted on 10/28/2014 3:18:29 PM PDT by grimalkin (We are a nation under God. If we ever forget this, we are a nation gone under. -Ronald Reagan)
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“1. Cats are curious about what you do in your bedroom, but they don’t try to legislate away your freedom to do it.”

Liberals, wanting people to stay away from their bedroom and their womb...but wanting everyone else to pay for their abortions and condoms.


17 posted on 10/28/2014 3:29:15 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be outlawed and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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Cats also aren’t very smart, so yeah, they’re probably Democrats.


18 posted on 10/28/2014 3:30:08 PM PDT by Bettyprob
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4. Females are treated with importance in the cat world.

Really? Do we really want to get into what cats get up to romantically?

10. While Republicans blindly follow authority, it is said that getting Democrats to act in unison is like herding cats.

Sure, back in Will Rogers' day. Democrats are a lot more lockstep lately.

Have we really forgotten who gave "herding cats" a Washington spin?


19 posted on 10/28/2014 3:31:35 PM PDT by x
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Dogs are republicans. They will help their masters find food. They will hunt with them. Cats are liberals. They expect to be fed and just meow when the bowl is empty.

Cats do nothing but sleep all day, crap behind furniture if they are tired of their box. Dogs will hold it until you take them outside.

A cat won’t drag you out of a burning house.


20 posted on 10/28/2014 3:31:56 PM PDT by Fledermaus (The GOPe has to EARN my support and not blame me for their loss.)
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“7. Cats don’t blame black and brown cats for their troubles.”

Of course not.

They blame Bush and Reagan instead.


21 posted on 10/28/2014 3:32:19 PM PDT by lowbridge
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“4. Females are treated with importance in the cat world.”

I agree. Bill Clinton puts women on a pedestal. High enough so that he can look up their dresses.


22 posted on 10/28/2014 3:35:35 PM PDT by lowbridge
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Cognitive dissonance.


24 posted on 10/28/2014 3:39:43 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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That’s why I have a dog.
He neutralizes the cat.
Cat gets out of line,dog steps in, puts him in his place.
Good dog.


25 posted on 10/28/2014 3:40:05 PM PDT by peteyd (A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
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So Republicans are not Pussy..cats


26 posted on 10/28/2014 3:44:14 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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Cats give you attention and sympathy when you're sick.

That's not quite what people meant when they said Bill Clinton or Jack Kennedy had the morals of an alley cat.

The few remaining working cats in the country are probably Republican. The many who rely on handouts can be counted on to go Democratic.

27 posted on 10/28/2014 3:45:18 PM PDT by x
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