[Mastador1]

Look, it's simple, Cats have no loyalty they will swing to whoever has the best treat at the time. Cats are greedy and care only about themselves, that's why Cats will always be democats! On the other hand Dogs are fiercely loyal, have long memories and always think of what's best for the pack, that's why Dogs aren't and never will be democrats.

[madmominct]

MY cats are staunch Conservatives! They believe fiercely in individual liberty!!!

[BenLurkin]

No no no. So wrong.

I love cats. I love very kind of cat. I just want to hug all of them — but I can’t hug every cat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

[Swordmaker]

Look, it's simple, Cats have no loyalty they will swing to whoever has the best treat at the time. Cats are greedy and care only about themselves, that's why Cats will always be democats! On the other hand Dogs are fiercely loyal, have long memories and always think of what's best for the pack, that's why Dogs aren't and never will be democrats.

On the contrary. Dogs are quintessential Democrats. They are always freeloaders, beggars for what they want. . . moving in packs. Cats, on the other hand, are independent thinkers, perfectly capable of surviving on their own, able to live off the land, and not beggars. Cats are inherently neat. Dogs, sloppy. Both cats and dogs can be quite loyal. You obviously never had a cat. I've had both.