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Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11153799/Dwarf-handed-colouring-book-and-cra ^ | 10/10/2014 | By Tom Brooks-Pollock

Posted on 10/10/2014 10:41:47 AM PDT by redreno

A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.

But Mr Lusted and his bride-to-be, 20, who are from Colwyn Bay, North Wales, saw the funny side.

Mr Lusted said: "As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn't a child.

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To: Gamecock
He looks like the "Beave"!
(Eddie Haskel, eat your heart out)
41 posted on 10/10/2014 11:52:54 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: WayneS

Bride-to-be ‘becomes pregnant after having sex with dwarf stripper on hen night.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/3213694/posts


42 posted on 10/10/2014 12:02:34 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: WayneS

I never did very well with blind dates...I was always put off by the service dog...


43 posted on 10/10/2014 12:06:10 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: redreno

Short people got no reason to live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

I believe Randy Newman is serving a life sentence in a reeducation camp somewhere near Seattle.


44 posted on 10/10/2014 12:31:38 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Yaelle

Does she color outside the lines?


45 posted on 10/10/2014 12:32:08 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: redreno

I heard that once the honky commie libs get the word redskin banned, they’re going to go after conservatives who sarcastically refer to the “unwashed masses” as “the little people”. Usage of the term, “little people” is offending the dwarfs.


46 posted on 10/10/2014 12:46:18 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Got Ebola? Come to America!)
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To: redreno

He could have been grumpy about the whole thing and had the restaurant doc her pay, but we instead we got a happy ending.


47 posted on 10/10/2014 1:05:29 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: redreno
"But I am man enough to see the funny side, I would never take offence."

Good for him. I can see what Chloe sees in him.

48 posted on 10/10/2014 1:09:55 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (Bear His image. Bring His message. Be the Church.)
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To: WayneS

I’m betting he wasn’t Happy!


49 posted on 10/10/2014 1:11:03 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Ken H

Maybe he was too bashful or sleepy to make a big deal about it.


50 posted on 10/10/2014 1:13:52 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Gamecock

I’m thinking of an old, rude joke involving a bucket over the head and hanging from the handle.


51 posted on 10/10/2014 1:54:36 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

Never heard it. PM it to me please?


52 posted on 10/10/2014 2:41:05 PM PDT by Gamecock (USA, Ret.)
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