Posted on 10/10/2014 10:41:47 AM PDT by redreno
A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.
James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.
It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.
But Mr Lusted and his bride-to-be, 20, who are from Colwyn Bay, North Wales, saw the funny side.
Mr Lusted said: "As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn't a child.
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I never did very well with blind dates...I was always put off by the service dog...
Short people got no reason to live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
I believe Randy Newman is serving a life sentence in a reeducation camp somewhere near Seattle.
Does she color outside the lines?
I heard that once the honky commie libs get the word redskin banned, they’re going to go after conservatives who sarcastically refer to the “unwashed masses” as “the little people”. Usage of the term, “little people” is offending the dwarfs.
He could have been grumpy about the whole thing and had the restaurant doc her pay, but we instead we got a happy ending.
Good for him. I can see what Chloe sees in him.
I’m betting he wasn’t Happy!
Maybe he was too bashful or sleepy to make a big deal about it.
I’m thinking of an old, rude joke involving a bucket over the head and hanging from the handle.
Never heard it. PM it to me please?
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