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Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11153799/Dwarf-handed-colouring-book-and-cra ^ | 10/10/2014 | By Tom Brooks-Pollock

Posted on 10/10/2014 10:41:47 AM PDT by redreno

A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.

But Mr Lusted and his bride-to-be, 20, who are from Colwyn Bay, North Wales, saw the funny side.

Mr Lusted said: "As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn't a child.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: dwarf; oops; shortstories
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1 posted on 10/10/2014 10:41:47 AM PDT by redreno
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To: redreno

Is he a stripper?


2 posted on 10/10/2014 10:42:56 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: redreno

at least he could order off the cheap menu!


3 posted on 10/10/2014 10:43:03 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: redreno

Refreshing! I was expecting legal action. This time I came up short.


4 posted on 10/10/2014 10:43:40 AM PDT by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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To: WayneS

His name is “Lusted” so I think we’re talking about the same dwarf here...


5 posted on 10/10/2014 10:43:55 AM PDT by Rebel_Ace (Tags?!? Tags?!? We don' neeeed no stinkin' Tags!)
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To: GeronL; Slings and Arrows
"YOU are a maroon!"


6 posted on 10/10/2014 10:44:22 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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To: redreno

I like his attitude.


7 posted on 10/10/2014 10:44:23 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: redreno

I wish I was given a coloring book and crayons each time I went into a restaurant. I like to color. Also, if it is a blind date, some can be boring.


8 posted on 10/10/2014 10:44:34 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Rebel_Ace

Dirty little minds.


9 posted on 10/10/2014 10:44:42 AM PDT by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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To: redreno

Did she offer a booster chair as well?....................


10 posted on 10/10/2014 10:44:56 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: WayneS

I heard that story on Rush today...

Similar to years ago when baby was born...a different color... than husband or wife....


11 posted on 10/10/2014 10:45:06 AM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: redreno

Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee

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Well, did he color between the lines? Or did he make the horsey purple?


12 posted on 10/10/2014 10:45:07 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: IYAS9YAS

With that attitude, it’s a wonder that dwarf didn’t get tossed out of there. ;-)


13 posted on 10/10/2014 10:45:16 AM PDT by glorgau
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To: Yaelle

My blind dates always used to color outside the lines...


14 posted on 10/10/2014 10:45:30 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: redreno

“But I am man enough to see the funny side, I would never take offence.”


Good for him. It’s obvious the waitress didn’t mean to offend. Shame more don’t have his attitude.


15 posted on 10/10/2014 10:45:52 AM PDT by boycott
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To: WayneS

2 Dwarf stories today! It must be Friday!


16 posted on 10/10/2014 10:47:09 AM PDT by dware (3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
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To: Yaelle

Also, if it is a blind date, some can be boring.

And they wouldn’t be able to see what you were doing...


17 posted on 10/10/2014 10:48:10 AM PDT by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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To: redreno; F15Eagle; Larry Lucido
His reaction was caught on camera:


18 posted on 10/10/2014 10:49:18 AM PDT by Gamecock (USA, Ret.)
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To: redreno

I guess Randy Newman was wrong. Short people DO have someone to love!


19 posted on 10/10/2014 10:49:51 AM PDT by Autonomous User (No 18 Holes after a Head Rolls.)
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To: redreno
The happy couple:


20 posted on 10/10/2014 10:50:39 AM PDT by Gamecock (USA, Ret.)
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