[Cecily]

Clooney is trying too hard to sell this event. Will he run for office soon?

[illiac]

So tired of the media covering “movie stars” and their events....

Who cares?

[Cowboy Bob]

Did Clooney become a Muslim so that he could marry her?

[angcat]

Did you catch all these useless celebrities getting into boats on the canal. You would a tidal wave would come and drown them all but no not one wave.

[dragonblustar]

I never understood why people swoon for Clooney.

[Darksheare]

“Clooney is trying too hard to sell this event.”

Means somebody has goods on him being nonhetero.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

He and I used to be SO close! I was certain he'd pick me as his 'beard.' *SMIRK*

[camle]

so after two days he’s an expert?

[Don Corleone]

What is a “Clooney?”

[SkyDancer]

And in other news: Famous international lawyer marries actor.

[bikerman]

Another marriage made in heaven, I give it 6 months any bets?

[dfwgator]

I give it a year.

[SMARTY]

You mean he can’t even keep his stupid mouth shut on his honeymoon?

He’s too stupid for words... she must be a jerk too, or why would she marry a phony like HIM?

[Slump Tester]

George Clooney likes girls! Who knew?

[left that other site]

Clooney, a 2nd degree relation of the great Rosie Clooney, once mocked Charlton Heston’s struggle with Alzheimer’s disease.

Charlton Heston retorted:

“Sometimes “Class’ skips a generation.”

Gosh I LOVED that Guy!

[Tucker39]

Did Clooney convert to islam when he married his new squeeze?

[Red Badger]

Marriage is grand.
Divorce is a hundred grand...............

[minnesota_bound]

Yes he will like his dad tried to (he lost). George is looking very old for 53.

[vpintheak]

6-12 months. Office? Possibly. He is a leftard so he may win.

[Buckeye McFrog]

At least for the two to three years that this marriage is likely to last.

[re_nortex]

Like all liberals who lack the intelligence to express themselves using the English language properly, this Clooney goon resorted to using a four-letter curse word in his “statement”. Leftists have coarsened the once high-toned American culture with their filthy mouths and embracing of smut (Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, Al Goldstein and so on).