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Dwarf who dressed as Oompa Loompa admits pestering schoolgirls for sex
http://www.telegraph.co.uk ^
| 09/25/2014
| By Bill Gardner
Posted on 09/25/2014 12:07:34 PM PDT by redreno
A dwarf who hired himself out for stag parties and hen nights has escaped jail after admitting pestering schoolgirls for sex.
Marc Corrier, who accompanied revellers on wild party nights dressed as an Oompa Loompa, harassed the four young girls over the internet.
The 4ft 2in performer from Motherwell, who can make £750 per night by being handcuffed to the groom, first messaged a pair of twins on Facebook when they were 15 and asked one to feel “his third leg'”.
He also sent explicit messages to a 13-year-old girl whom he met at an under 16s disco, initially offering the girl a job as a face-painter for £50 per day, before asking about her sex life.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: dwarf; hollywood; napl; oompaloompa; sex
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To: thackney
For some strange reason I can see Joe running a circus.
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posted on
09/25/2014 3:17:55 PM PDT
by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: TexasCajun
Pandora threw Notorious B.I.G. “Machine Gun Funk” on just as I scrolled past that Oompa Loompa GIF, and they’re in perfect sync, lol.
To: TheOldLady
Goblins is a great comic - you can buy the books, or read the whole thing free online.
Book-wise, the Dresden Files are great.
63
posted on
09/25/2014 5:54:21 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Tell us you have an alibi...
64
posted on
09/25/2014 7:18:00 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Only God Himself watches you more closely than the US government.)
To: TheOldLady
Her Child of the Grove dualogy and Circle of Darkness, Circle of Light are also rather good.
65
posted on
09/25/2014 8:36:40 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: colorado tanker
Why would anyone hire Someone dressed as an Oompa Loompa for a stag party?it's so the groom can say "Say hello to my little friend" and retain plausible deniability. Bill Clinton hired Robert Reich for that very reason.
66
posted on
09/25/2014 8:44:06 PM PDT
by
matt1234
(Obama fled. People bled. Iraq 2014.)
To: humblegunner
This certainly was a short story.
67
posted on
09/26/2014 11:28:18 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
To: Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady
Book-wise, the Dresden Files are great.I concur as Harry is always entertaining.
The VERY short lived TV show REALLY sucked.
68
posted on
09/26/2014 11:32:34 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
To: Eaker
Did not see the show; don’t doubt you for a minute.
69
posted on
09/26/2014 11:34:46 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Slings and Arrows
It burned me very retinas it did!
70
posted on
09/26/2014 12:52:48 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
To: Eaker
Shouldn’t have Soulgazed it, dude.
71
posted on
09/26/2014 12:55:12 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I’m thinking seriously of buying every word she has ever written. Just can’t put them down. I read the trilogy I’m enjoying
now every evening at 7 p.m., when I join Bryan in the comfy chair room and we read and do crossword puzzles.
To: Slings and Arrows
That stuff stays with ya forever.
Got Mouse in my lap right now.
73
posted on
09/26/2014 6:21:57 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
To: Slings and Arrows
74
posted on
09/26/2014 6:23:29 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(Radical muslims want to cut off your head. Moderate muslims want a radical muslim to cut it off .)
To: redreno
Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot was running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Oompa Loomp
75
posted on
09/26/2014 6:31:25 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: Eaker
76
posted on
09/26/2014 6:33:45 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
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posted on
09/27/2014 11:14:06 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
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