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New Gun Buyers Are Being Asked To Declare Sexual Orientation and Plans For The Weekend
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| 9/22/2014
| Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 09/22/2014 7:08:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Hee hee....thanks for the lolz ping.
61
posted on
09/22/2014 9:46:57 AM PDT
by
Jane Long
("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
To: CatherineofAragon; Lazamataz
Hmmm...
o/~ My Darling, you have chilled me to the marrows
And two slow leeks are coming from my eyes.
Oh baby, I canola’nger stand it.
Our onion has been broken by your lies... o/~
Might work, might work.
62
posted on
09/22/2014 10:04:20 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Lazamataz
Q. Sexual Orientation
A. Pansexual
Q. Weekend Plans?
A. I plan on making several mushroom and cheddar omlettes,
63
posted on
09/22/2014 10:15:55 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fictional)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
64
posted on
09/22/2014 10:20:21 AM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: Lazamataz
The only explosions are mattress-related. Then don't fill your waterbed so full ;-)
PS: Love this ... great work!
65
posted on
09/22/2014 10:25:04 AM PDT
by
Fast Moving Angel
(It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
To: Slings and Arrows; CatherineofAragon
You should be a celery-ed employee at some Hallmark poetry factory. You should leek into it; you never know what might turnip.
66
posted on
09/22/2014 10:25:29 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Lazamataz; CatherineofAragon
67
posted on
09/22/2014 10:28:56 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Slings and Arrows; CatherineofAragon
I cannot beet that logic. I have a sense of peas descend over me, from my head, tomatoes.
68
posted on
09/22/2014 10:32:28 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
69
posted on
09/22/2014 10:35:10 AM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: Lazamataz; CatherineofAragon
If you carrot all, as a human bean, be sweet, peas.
70
posted on
09/22/2014 10:35:54 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Psalm 73; Lazamataz
I, too, am a vegisexual, but limit myself to only oral acts.
Lately, I have been branching out, exploring with fruit; does that make me a pervert?
71
posted on
09/22/2014 10:39:10 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!©)
To: Slings and Arrows; CatherineofAragon
Lettuce turnip the love. Lettuce set some dates. We can make this a grape day for all, raisin the roof!
72
posted on
09/22/2014 10:40:46 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Slings and Arrows; CatherineofAragon
Remember, there is not mushroom for error!
73
posted on
09/22/2014 10:41:27 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
I am in the presence of greatness.
A moment of silence is in order on my end.
74
posted on
09/22/2014 10:45:01 AM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: Lazamataz; CatherineofAragon
I’m just having fun, guy! I would ‘ear you all day long. Give me morel!
No shiitake.
75
posted on
09/22/2014 10:46:52 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
OMG, lol.
I hope nobody steps up to challenge you two...you’ll squash them.
(Yes, I know it’s pathetic, but that’s my lone contribution, so whatever).
76
posted on
09/22/2014 11:01:14 AM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: CatherineofAragon; Lazamataz
I hope nobody steps up to challenge you two...you’ll squash them.
77
posted on
09/22/2014 11:21:56 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: ApplegateRanch
"Lately, I have been branching out, exploring with fruit; does that make me a pervert?"
Yes. Vegetables are now an acceptable "life-choice" and Vegisexuals a protected class.
Sex with fruits is just plain weird....
78
posted on
09/22/2014 11:42:44 AM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: Slings and Arrows
79
posted on
09/22/2014 12:00:45 PM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: CatherineofAragon
I hope nobody steps up to challenge you two...you’ll squash them.Well done!
80
posted on
09/22/2014 12:07:25 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
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