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[Rashid Ibrahim]

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[Tax-chick]

Don’t wear yourself out! I’m going to put Kathleen to bed after I finish sweeping up from lunch, and then I have a choir practice at 3:00.

[NoCmpromiz]

Class B Misdemeanor

Which part, the gifting or the contents of the gift?

Could always gift them that fruit cake from however many Christmas's ago, it's still, um, viable.. ;-)

[Tax-chick]

Someone from around here said the worst thing you can do for someone you dislike is give them a wisteria.

[NoCmpromiz]

You could give ‘em kudzu, but I hear tell it gives itself...

[Tax-chick]

Kudzu propagates underground, like bamboo. I don’t want to go to Walmart and find my house gone when I get back!

[NicknamedBob]

"Someone from around here said the worst thing you can do for someone you dislike is give them a wisteria."

The Wisteria around my place I call "Jumanji vine". It's not something you can pull out by hand. You need something to cut it. And the roots go on forever.

[Tax-chick]

We planted ours at the far corner of the backyard, figuring we’ll have moved to the old-folks’ home before it eats the house.

[NoCmpromiz]

Fortunately kudzu has an aversion to our glowbully-wormed winters... ;-)

Unfortunately, Japanese Knotweed enjoys it here.

Fortunately Japanese Knotweed dislikes being watered with N-(phosphonomethyl)glycine, er, glyphosate, er, Roundup..

[Darksheare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHfD3QYDUAI

FrogTV

[Darksheare]

I dunno, I still think gifting someone with a deer plague would be an interesting start to a year.
“Hi! I have some Hostas for your garden!”

New York doesn’t have a ban on urban deer crack [Hostas], nor do they ban you from obliterating your neighborhood with a deer plague with it.
Something aspiring villains should take note of.

[Darksheare]

http://freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3208542/posts

“Don’t Panic” and the answer is 42, but what was the question ping.

[Scoutmaster]

I must withdraw myself from this competition. I beat your "Don't Panic" response with my own "Don't Panic."

[Scoutmaster]

My towel is grey. What color is yours?

[Darksheare]

But do they have a Real People Personality android aboard?

[Darksheare]

Blue, oddly enough.

[Scoutmaster]

Yep. And a Santraginean seawater dispenser, for making Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.

[FourtySeven]

The question is: what is 47-5?

[fanfan]

(I’m not a psychologist or a dog whisperer, but sometimes I play one on the Interwebs ;-).

Well, you do a darn good job at it!
That was the perfect answer for me. Thank you very much.

[fanfan]

Sorry, $250 for a free cat?

[Tax-chick]

You’re welcome.

I’m always appalled at what a free cat costs, too!