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| RASHID
Posted on 09/07/2014 3:27:59 PM PDT by Rashid Ibrahim
Edited on 09/07/2014 5:22:40 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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To: Monkey Face
Don’t wear yourself out! I’m going to put Kathleen to bed after I finish sweeping up from lunch, and then I have a choir practice at 3:00.
1,441
posted on
09/27/2014 10:42:05 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I can play the piano just as well with or without shoes.)
To: Scoutmaster; Darksheare; Tax-chick
Class B Misdemeanor Which part, the gifting or the contents of the gift?
Could always gift them that fruit cake from however many Christmas's ago, it's still, um, viable.. ;-)
1,442
posted on
09/27/2014 11:05:03 AM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: Scoutmaster; Darksheare
Someone from around here said the worst thing you can do for someone you dislike is give them a wisteria.
1,443
posted on
09/27/2014 11:08:14 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I can play the piano just as well with or without shoes.)
To: Tax-chick
You could give ‘em kudzu, but I hear tell it gives itself...
1,444
posted on
09/27/2014 11:15:22 AM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: NoCmpromiz
Kudzu propagates underground, like bamboo. I don’t want to go to Walmart and find my house gone when I get back!
1,445
posted on
09/27/2014 11:17:08 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I can play the piano just as well with or without shoes.)
To: Tax-chick; Scoutmaster; Darksheare
"Someone from around here said the worst thing you can do for someone you dislike is give them a wisteria." The Wisteria around my place I call "Jumanji vine". It's not something you can pull out by hand. You need something to cut it. And the roots go on forever.
1,446
posted on
09/27/2014 11:35:00 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Why T. Rex's crazy short arms? -- "Dear Lord, we thank thee for the food we are about to devour.")
To: NicknamedBob
We planted ours at the far corner of the backyard, figuring we’ll have moved to the old-folks’ home before it eats the house.
1,447
posted on
09/27/2014 11:36:00 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I can play the piano just as well with or without shoes.)
To: Tax-chick
Fortunately kudzu has an aversion to our glowbully-wormed winters... ;-)
Unfortunately, Japanese Knotweed enjoys it here.
Fortunately Japanese Knotweed dislikes being watered with N-(phosphonomethyl)glycine, er, glyphosate, er, Roundup..
1,448
posted on
09/27/2014 12:04:54 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
1,449
posted on
09/27/2014 12:08:23 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Scoutmaster; NoCmpromiz
I dunno, I still think gifting someone with a deer plague would be an interesting start to a year.
“Hi! I have some Hostas for your garden!”
New York doesn’t have a ban on urban deer crack [Hostas], nor do they ban you from obliterating your neighborhood with a deer plague with it.
Something aspiring villains should take note of.
1,450
posted on
09/27/2014 12:10:25 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Aloysius88; Altariel; Americanwolf; Anoreth; ...
1,451
posted on
09/27/2014 12:41:40 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
I must withdraw myself from this competition.
I beat your "Don't Panic" response with my own "Don't Panic."
1,452
posted on
09/27/2014 1:00:28 PM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational)
To: Darksheare
My towel is grey. What color is yours?
1,453
posted on
09/27/2014 1:02:00 PM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational)
To: Scoutmaster
But do they have a Real People Personality android aboard?
1,454
posted on
09/27/2014 1:16:47 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Scoutmaster
1,455
posted on
09/27/2014 1:18:01 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
Yep. And a Santraginean seawater dispenser, for making Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.
1,456
posted on
09/27/2014 1:27:34 PM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational)
To: Darksheare
The question is: what is 47-5?
To: Tax-chick
(I’m not a psychologist or a dog whisperer, but sometimes I play one on the Interwebs ;-).
Well, you do a darn good job at it!
That was the perfect answer for me. Thank you very much.
1,458
posted on
09/27/2014 2:07:53 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
To: Monkey Face
Sorry, $250 for a free cat?
1,459
posted on
09/27/2014 2:09:32 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
To: fanfan; Monkey Face
You’re welcome.
I’m always appalled at what a free cat costs, too!
1,460
posted on
09/27/2014 2:11:58 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I can play the piano just as well with or without shoes.)
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