[rightwingintelligentsia]

How should you tip your cow?

At least 15%.

[skinndogNN]

Urban Legend

Cows don’t sleep standing up.

They don’t sleep much at all. They’d much rather be eating.

But cows are dumber than dumb.

[Responsibility2nd]

[Maceman]

I did a search for your question on Youtube and came up with a whole bunch of videos on the subject. I don't have time to watch them, but there are a bunch:

Cow tipping on Youtube.

[warsaw44]

I doubt it.

Only when I went to college and experienced people from New York, New Jersey and Boston did I hear: “ So did you ever go cow tipping?” followed by inane laughter.

I worked on a dairy farm every summer during my teen years, grew up in a very rural area of Maine and never once did I hear of such thing. Never.

Running at a cow and trying to knock her over I think would be like running into a brick wall.

Besides, I think if a farmer caught sight of such activity you’d get end getting shot.

[Dr. Sivana]

An old friend claimed he did it while attending Alfred University in upstate NY.

I don't know about cow tipping. According to Gary Larson, Cow Tipsy is real.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Cows sleep lying down.

[Mich Patriot]

As long as I get good service, I tip the young lady no matter how big or small she is.

[tophat9000]

Tipping the cow is what good farm boys do after losing there virginity

[SampleMan]

1. Cows sleep lying down

2. Sneaking up on a cow is not an easy task. Beef cattle are not pets, and do not like to be touched. When you come inside of about 10’ from them, they perk up and pay attention.

3. Due to the weight, tipping a cow requires more than a little bit of a shove. Cows don’t just topple.

4. If someone does sneak up on a cow and shove it over, they are being a real prick, as the cow is likely to be hurt.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Oh, yeah. It's for real!

When ever you are ready, we can go tip a few!

[IronJack]

I never tip cows unless they provide exemplary service. And then no more than 10 percent of the bill.

[beethovenfan]

However, SmartCar tipping IS real.

[PGR88]

I never tip more than 15%, no matter how fat the waitress is.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Cow tipping is real. Here is photographic proof.

[Fightin Whitey]

It began as a misprint of “Cow-Tupping”, which is performed by sturdy young lads in Ioway.

[kaehurowing]

Jackalope season is coming up in Montana and Wyoming.

[catnipman]

Don't about cow tipping, but "smart" car tipping is real:

[wrench]

Have owned a bunch of cows, but none of them ever expected a tip. :)

[wrench]

Now if you are talking horses, I do know how to throw a horse, and have done it more than once.