Posted on 08/21/2014 1:16:03 PM PDT by NKP_Vet
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny... Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No crap, really? Ya think? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! _____________________________
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! --------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ---------------------------------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ---------------------------------------------------------- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ----------------------------------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ---------------- --------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ****************************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! *************************************************** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ******************************************* And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? ***************************************************
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
We can bury it next to readable formatting.
San Diego Union-Tribune is the worst. It appears they don’t proof-read anything.
A dyeing art?
What color?
Always have your spouse proof read...they want to find an error.
Great list!
By George, he's right! That hadn't occurred to me.
I guess that's why he's the expert.
“Police Hunt for Homosexual Ringleader Proves Fruitless.”
Ironic, huh?
My fav:
“Miners Refuse to Work after Death” (No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!)
Spelling okay.
Sea?
LOL ... and read the Headline in thread just above your thread ... LOL
could have sworn that Headline read ‘rabid’ instead of ‘raid’ Eyes ... Eyes ... Eyes
This is my all time favourite headline. I don't think one really needs to read the story after this. And if man (and lesbian) goes for another million years, this type of incident could never happen again nor will all these words ever appear in the same sentence again.
Way back, a colleague brought in a small book that I think was titled "Rescue Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim" that was a collection of journalistic faux pas.
Proofreading is indeed dead, along with the journalistic arts formerly known as editing, spelling and having at least a smidgen of knowledge upon the subject one is writing about.
I also think it got worse with the computer age, but that's probably a whole different subject, good luck reading an hour without finding one in a major media piece.
Autocorrect- is a dying art. Ni
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny...
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No crap, really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall!
*** And the winner is... ***
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right?
Very good! :)
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