Knife falls from sky into Chinese man's head

www.telegraph.co.uk ^ | 8:41AM BST 11 Aug 2014 | By Malcolm Moore, in Beijing

[Red Badger]

A five-inch kitchen knife falls from the sky and enters the head of 57-year-old man in Sichuan province

Last Thursday morning, 57-year-old Xiao Yunzhi was taking a stroll in his home town of Guangyuan, Sichuan province, when his head started feeling strangely heavy.

[NFHale]

Damn, Badger, ya beat me to it!!!

[cuban leaf]

‘Tis but a flesh wound.

[4yearlurker]

I guess it's better than a tortoise falling on your head.

[Political Junkie Too]

Did somebody not understand the rules of Mumblety-peg?

-PJ

[adorno]

Knifenado?

[Boogieman]

Wow, missed the brain completely, he was pretty lucky, given the circumstances.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Oh, yeah, I’ve had that happen to me ten, twelve times now. The worst one was a running chainsaw.

I blame careless air travelers dumping stuff in airline toilets that doesn’t belong there.

I mean, a chainsaw!!?! Throw it away when you’re back on the ground, you thoughtless passengers!

[dfwgator]

Wow, missed the brain completely,

Of course liberals would always be safe in that case.

[tcrlaf]

Coming next month on Scifi:

KNIFENADO!!!!

[dfwgator]

Oh, yeah, I've had that happen to me ten, twelve times now. The worst one was a running chainsaw.

Man, I hate it when that happens.

[Mercat]

I think Emperor Claudius died when a seagull mistook his bald head for a rock and dropped a heavy sea creature on it to break the shell.

[caddie]

Damocles’ sword.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Well, I’ve never read about a gun falling out of the sky and killing someone. More proof that guns are safer than knives.

[jsanders2001]

> But no one stands in the way of his agenda. No one. People aid his agenda, and that’s all. My guess is that the same lawyer who files lawsuits for FFRF will offer to work pro bono to sue G-d but will dismiss the lawsuit whe he can't find a good service address and is threatened to lose FfRF as a client when he acknowledges that there is a G-d and goes "Doh!"

[jsanders2001]

> My guess is that the same lawyer who files lawsuits for FFRF will offer to work pro bono to sue G-d but will dismiss the lawsuit whe he can't find a good service address and is threatened to lose FfRF as a client when he acknowledges that there is a G-d and goes "Doh!"

[bunkerhill7]

Confucius say man with knife in head have sharp wit.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Quick, kill the Furian.”

[Blogatron]

Apartment Kung Fu is Better Than Sidewalk Kung Fu!

[bramps]

Phew! If it fell just a few seconds earlier he might’ve stepped on it.

[Calvin Locke]

A prototype Ninja UAV.